Route 03

[rival_of_douche]

[Anyone who spends any amount of time outside may notice Red spending about 12 hours a day stalking wild pokemon and beating them senseless with his own. Sometimes, in his level-grinding frenzy, he may mistaken other things/people for pokemon and try to catch them, too

Comments

[theysaidiwasmad]

Just what exactly are those things, anyway?

[rival_of_douche]

*shows (but does not hand) his Pokedex to Gil*

[theysaidiwasmad]

*reading off Pokedex*

Pidgey is a bird type poke-mon. It is fairly common, but tends to avoid...*mutter* *mutter*...

And these things are common in your world?

[rival_of_douche]

>YES

1/2

[emo_urges]

[Level-grinding? Why does that sound familiar?]

They look a little like Noise [Without the whole "trying to kill me" thing, which is nice]... but heh, they're kinda cute.

2/2

[emo_urges]

-Except HOLY HELL WHAT IS THAT THING?! *Points at MISSINGNO.*

[rival_of_douche]

[MISSINGNO. enough! Comeback!]

"@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#"

[emo_urges]

Th-the fuck was that noise?

And... and why did it look all... blurred? Is that normal?

[And why do I feel like my gameboy just exploded?]

[rival_of_douche]

*presses a button on Pokedex*

[Hello there!
Welcome to the world of POKEMON!
This world is inhabited by creatures called POKEMON!
For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights.]

[rival_of_douche]

[CHARMANDER used EMBER!]

[flonnezilla]

Da nah nah! Gotta catch them all!

[rival_of_douche]

1/2

[flonnezilla]

Oh, um...

Is this how you do it?

[flonnezilla]

[jump_isforkids]

He's gettin' real into it, huh...

[rival_of_douche]