THIS FIC WAS SO BAD...
I couldn't even MiST it. I had no strength to.
Title: a crack sleepover
Culprit: chibikazekage
Violations: Royal fucking of the English language, OOC (RANDOM ISN'T ALWAYS GOOD, FUCKSTICK) and just plain what-the-fack quality writing.
Parings: I didn't, uh, read it. I could tell it sucked already.
Here's chapter 1.
Naruto was walking down the street he was so board he had nothing to do there was no missions today .
Than he saw sakura ssssssaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa he yelled out.
What naruto I am write here she said a little annoyed
I am so booooooooaaaaaaaaard he screamed.
Shut it I’m write here no need to scream baka she said
I know he said
So naruto it’s almost my birth day I am going to have a sleep over you coming sakura said
Yay I am not going to be board wooo-hooo naruto practicly yelled who are you inviting he asked
Uh…. Lee.. neji, ten ten ,gaara, temari, kankuro, ino-pig and her group and hinata’s group she said thinking before alittle.
Yay we can play games and watch movies and and eat till we blow mostly ramen because ramen is so delicious everybody loves it and it so tender so ….and he kept saying things about ramen.
NARUTO SHUT UP sakura yelled she calmed down and continued now come and help me look for the others so we can invite them okay? she said/asked.
He nodded
After they invited every one sakura and naruto want the ramen shop to eat.
Okay naruto I’m done meet me at my house at 7? She said/asked
He nodded with a grin on his face.
When she got to her house/castle she set the rooms ready with boys in one big room and girls in the other.
She waited till 7 and then stood at the door and heard a low voice “why do I have to come” the voice sounded angry
“because it’s her birth day” she heard temari speak the other one she figured was gaara.
“so” was all he said
“I want to spy on hot girls when we are here” said another maybe kankuro she thought.
Sakura heard a knock as she opened the door.
Hey she said happily
Hello I missed you temari hugged/squeezed her.
Te..m..ari she spat the last part out.
Oh sorry sakura she said feeling bad
Don’t worry temari she said
After awhile everybody was there
excepted shino and kiba they had to take care of there pets.
Hey lets play spin the bottle ino screamed all the men oohed an the women aaahed.
They all sat in a circle ok when you spin the bottle you kiss who it points at and I will begin in said as she went on you only kiss the opposed sex and on the lips she said then the bottle went it span and span until it stopped on…… lee?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew ewe w no I wont no no ino shrieked.
No the bottle did not stop at lee no it stopped at gaara.
Gaara looked offended this is why I did not want to come gaara said to temari and left the room.
Gaara! Temari said loudly
Look what you did ino you should be nicer I will gi check on him sakura said while ino puffed.
g-gaara are you here sakura said looking on the roof
hn was all he said
I am really sorry or what ino said sakura apologized
Don’t worry about it ok he said getting up
You know sakura grinned evily we can play a trick on every one she said
What are you thinking he said with a grin
oh christ.
Here are all the other chapters:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3998591/2/a_crack_sleepover (Chapter 2, and the others are there too)
GOD SAVE U ALL WHO READ IT
Title: a crack sleepover
Culprit: chibikazekage
Violations: Royal fucking of the English language, OOC (RANDOM ISN'T ALWAYS GOOD, FUCKSTICK) and just plain what-the-fack quality writing.
Parings: I didn't, uh, read it. I could tell it sucked already.
Here's chapter 1.
Naruto was walking down the street he was so board he had nothing to do there was no missions today .
Than he saw sakura ssssssaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa he yelled out.
What naruto I am write here she said a little annoyed
I am so booooooooaaaaaaaaard he screamed.
Shut it I’m write here no need to scream baka she said
I know he said
So naruto it’s almost my birth day I am going to have a sleep over you coming sakura said
Yay I am not going to be board wooo-hooo naruto practicly yelled who are you inviting he asked
Uh…. Lee.. neji, ten ten ,gaara, temari, kankuro, ino-pig and her group and hinata’s group she said thinking before alittle.
Yay we can play games and watch movies and and eat till we blow mostly ramen because ramen is so delicious everybody loves it and it so tender so ….and he kept saying things about ramen.
NARUTO SHUT UP sakura yelled she calmed down and continued now come and help me look for the others so we can invite them okay? she said/asked.
He nodded
After they invited every one sakura and naruto want the ramen shop to eat.
Okay naruto I’m done meet me at my house at 7? She said/asked
He nodded with a grin on his face.
When she got to her house/castle she set the rooms ready with boys in one big room and girls in the other.
She waited till 7 and then stood at the door and heard a low voice “why do I have to come” the voice sounded angry
“because it’s her birth day” she heard temari speak the other one she figured was gaara.
“so” was all he said
“I want to spy on hot girls when we are here” said another maybe kankuro she thought.
Sakura heard a knock as she opened the door.
Hey she said happily
Hello I missed you temari hugged/squeezed her.
Te..m..ari she spat the last part out.
Oh sorry sakura she said feeling bad
Don’t worry temari she said
After awhile everybody was there
excepted shino and kiba they had to take care of there pets.
Hey lets play spin the bottle ino screamed all the men oohed an the women aaahed.
They all sat in a circle ok when you spin the bottle you kiss who it points at and I will begin in said as she went on you only kiss the opposed sex and on the lips she said then the bottle went it span and span until it stopped on…… lee?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew ewe w no I wont no no ino shrieked.
No the bottle did not stop at lee no it stopped at gaara.
Gaara looked offended this is why I did not want to come gaara said to temari and left the room.
Gaara! Temari said loudly
Look what you did ino you should be nicer I will gi check on him sakura said while ino puffed.
g-gaara are you here sakura said looking on the roof
hn was all he said
I am really sorry or what ino said sakura apologized
Don’t worry about it ok he said getting up
You know sakura grinned evily we can play a trick on every one she said
What are you thinking he said with a grin
oh christ.
Here are all the other chapters:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3998591/2/a_crack_sleepover (Chapter 2, and the others are there too)
GOD SAVE U ALL WHO READ IT