2-4-6-8, Don't Marry Books.

[rionaleonhart]

To whoever tried to distract me from the break-in by gifting me The Raven Boys via Amazon (all Amazon would tell me was that it was apparently from a 'Noah?', question mark included): thank you so much! Claiming a Kindle book gift from a different country is, it turns out, a bit of a production; I had to exchange the gift for an amazon.com gift

Comments

[wolfy_writing]

I like that you think the name "Richard Gansey III" is more ridiculous than "Blue".

All Scottish kings are experts on ley lines! They have to pass a test before being crowned! The aboition of the Scottish monarchy happened when someone lost the textbook!

Evil trees?

[rionaleonhart]

The Scottish monarchy wasn't abolished! It took over the English monarchy! At which there was great outrage, because a lot of English people didn't know a bloody thing about ley lines. I mean, come on.

I like that you think the name "Richard Gansey III" is more ridiculous than "Blue".

That... that is a fair point.

Evil trees?

I don't know any more than you do! I will let you know if the evil tree situation becomes clear upon reading.

[wolfy_writing]

So wait, Scotland took over England, and then tried to get independence? Couldn't they just...release you? Or break up with you, or whatever you call it?

Didn't ley lines come from druids? Who were English and/or French? (I know there were druids in Asterix.)

Keep me rigorously updated on the evil tree situation!

[dracothelizard]

Evil Dead had evil trees, but tbf, they had just realised an evil spirit into the world, so I guess that evil spirit possessed a tree for a bit.

[dracothelizard]

I think from Fail_Fandomanon I gathered about The Raven Boys that there might be a thing with Owain Glyndwr? Like they have to resurrect him?

Back when I watched Teen Wolf, 'Derek getting up close and personal with EVERYONE' was definitely a thing, and it's not limited to the younger generation too. Although I'm not sure if he ever slammed Sheriff Stilinski against a locker.

[littlered2]

The little I know of Teen Wolf makes it sound deeply homoerotic. According to the internet, Derek and Stiles are a couple; I see no need to read actual plot summaries so I can find out if this is true or not.