I find it very hard to believe, sometimes, that people are not their LJ icons.
One tile has the description 'Parents shut their children in an oven to prevent them from playing with Jesus'. I think that is the best thing I have heard all day. (My parents are not fans of religion; I wonder if they would shut me in an oven if I expressed a desire to play with Jesus?)
To be fair to the UK, what it lacks in deadly animals it more than makes up for in delightful people.
You could make a thing of being Shersock Holmes and fight sock-related crime and solve sock mysteries! Only you might need to persuade someone to start committing sock-related crime first.
I actually do have a sock mystery that needs solving: where do all my socks go? No matter how many socks I buy, I never have enough socks. It's unsettling.
Oh, didn't you get my note? I've been borrowing your socks, one from each pair, slowly over the years. I thought you were fine with it. I'm going to bring them all back any decade now. (It's a bit confusing because I've been using a time machine, and may have set up a predestination paradox about your socks.)
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One tile has the description 'Parents shut their children in an oven to prevent them from playing with Jesus'.
I think that is the best thing I have heard all day. (My parents are not fans of religion; I wonder if they would shut me in an oven if I expressed a desire to play with Jesus?)
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(I don't know your parents, but I hope you can evade oven imprisonment. Ovenprisonment? Imprisovenment.)
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You could make a thing of being Shersock Holmes and fight sock-related crime and solve sock mysteries! Only you might need to persuade someone to start committing sock-related crime first.
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