The Wind In Your Hair, The Wasps In Your Throat.

[rionaleonhart]

So I've been missing for the past week! This is not because of the riots, but because my family and I have been touring the north-west of England. It was a holiday somewhat blighted by poor weather and ill health (I write to you whilst feeling as if I swallowed a cheese grater at every town we visited), but it was still good fun

Comments

[prologi]

Your family is amazing.

(I might have spent quite a long time trying to figure out how the hell you'd pronounce bukkake to make it rhyme with lackey.)

[suzie_shooter]

I love your family to a slightly creepy extent.

[th_esaurus]

I don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed that you can have casual conversations about bukkake with your family.

Feel better soon <3 Eat lots of oranges and kiwi fruit! A-and ibuprofen.

[vzg]

My favorites are the ones about your brothers, and I don't even know them.

[ruthi]

But "Make sure he did not step in poo" would have worked.

Spider limerick is my favourite. After it, all were lolsome.