And I've Seen Three Storms.

[rionaleonhart]

Two nights ago, I went to see an excellent production of Romeo and Juliet at the Roundhouse Theatre! Where, er, I was to be spurned by Romeo.

Sort of.

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[th_esaurus]

ended up crouched in mid-air

JEDI

[rionaleonhart]

I nearly landed myself in hospital, but fortunately it turned out that I could hover.

Oh! And I received your card and KURT SO ADORABLE ♥ ♥ ♥. Thank you so much! (I meant to thank you in a card of my own, but I think I've missed the window for getting one to you in time for Christmas, whoops. I'll try to become unrubbish in time to send you a card for the new year, at least.)

[th_esaurus]

Ah, I'm glad you got it :)!

[saaski_moql]

I nearly landed myself in hospital, but fortunately it turned out that I could hover.

This happens to me ALL THE TIME. Though sometimes you can replace 'hover' with other actions.

[inappropriately]

[Mercutio] performed a truly remarkable mime of climbing into Rosaline's vagina to look for Romeo

SPIRIT ANIMAL

[rionaleonhart]

I do remember you doing that.

[dracothelizard]

"he performed a truly remarkable mime of climbing into Rosaline's vagina to look for Romeo"

O_o.

I think Shakespeare would totally approve of that.

And agreed on not making one's bed. TOTALLY the correct approach.

[rionaleonhart]

Mercutio was fantastically bawdy. Joseph and his girlfriend thought he was quite sexy, but I was too busy being intimidated by him to appreciate it.

[dracothelizard]

Maybe it's best to appreciate him from a distance.

[wanttobeatree]

I am so curious about this vagina mime. How does one mime a vagina, let alone mime climbing into one? Did he have some kind of... apparatus?

P.S. YOUR CLUMSINESS HAS ACTUALLY TURNED YOU INTO A NINJA.

[rionaleonhart]

MERCUTIO'S GUIDE TO MIMING CLIMBING INTO A VAGINA:

- Mime shagging an invisible woman, thus establishing the presence and approximate location of a vagina.
- Stoop down.
- Mime forcing one's entire body through a small gap, limb by limb, whilst making loud raspberry noises.

Congratulations, you have now conveyed the concept of climbing into a vagina!

[rhosyndu]

I was going to ask, and now have no need to. POSSIBLY A GOOD THING.

[wanttobeatree]

THAT IS AMAZING. I can now so clearly visualise a man miming climbing into a vagina. All these years I never knew what I was missing.

SUFFIXES HELP.

[svz_insanity]

I never make my bed. APPARENTLY THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY TO LIVE.

(I'm glad you didn't die!)

[rionaleonhart]

NOBODY EVER WARNS YOU ABOUT HOW DANGEROUS MAKING YOUR BED CAN BE. I am a much-needed cautionary tale.

(Thank you!)