My Name Is Twilight And I Am A Dracula.

[rionaleonhart]

Tales of Riona's Family: once upon a time, my father went into a McDonalds' bathroom. They had, he noticed, installed rather fancy new urinals: stainless steel, set into the wall

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[dracothelizard]

Only if Ryan sulks around in the background.

[rionaleonhart]

And how could he not? He's a bit taken with Jacob.

[dracothelizard]

The vampire versus werewolves MUSICAL SHOWDOWN.

[yumiboo]

You know what would be amazing? A rewrite of the Twilight series, with Sharpay from High School Musical in the role of Bella.

I want this to be wrote, just because of the line, "And the best part is you already sparkle, so we don't even need the sequined outfit!"
My god, this is beautiful and wrong and full of sugary sweetness and cavities.

[wanttobeatree]

I am apparently incapable of trying to solve your room containing ladies conundrum without Sounding A Bit Like A Serial Killer. LADY CONTAINER! LADY BOX!

[ex_sunlight344]

'Ladies Only', perhaps?

[captlebubbles]

Nah, that just implies that it's a restroom that ONLY ladies may use.

[rionaleonhart]

Ah, but this is a room of ladies, rather than a room for ladies. If you require an actress, for example, or a female voiceover artist, or a woman to be photographed for a magazine advertisement, you might go to the room of ladies in order to meet someone who can help. Non-ladies who require a lady are permitted to enter. 'Only Ladies' would be closer, but it's still not entirely clear.

It's possible that I'm thinking too much about this. I am unlikely to ever actually be called upon to label a room full of ladies.

[captlebubbles]

I want this Twilight rewrite so hard. You had me at "instead of Bella". Even my Twihard friend hates her! (Not... not that I know any Twihards or voluntarily associate with them. >.>)

[rionaleonhart]

I'm quite interested in knowing what percentage of people who have read Twilight actually like the character of Bella 'Stupid Unattractive Humans With Their Stupid Being Nice To Me' Swan. I imagine it's quite small. (There is no need to dissociate yourself! Twilight fans are not inherently bad people. I wouldn't call myself a fan of Twilight by any means, and I think the books are terribly written, but the amount of loathing expressed towards fans in some corners of the Internet makes me a bit uncomfortable.)

[captlebubbles]

I don't seriously dissociate myself, I just have fun pretending that they're socially unacceptable, on the level of prostitutes and vegetarians.

She also doesn't find RPattz attractive; I think she has some good sense, even if she does read Twilight for fun.

[wolfy_writing]

Which, considering she's happy to associate with me, is really not very serious social stigma.

(Just so you know, I'm not a prostitute.)