I turned twenty-two a few weeks ago, and so it seems an appropriate time to post about something that's been troubling me: the ages of female characters in the Final Fantasy series. And videogames in general, and media in general, really, but I'm using the Final Fantasy series in particular to illustrate this problem.
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Actually, the six-year-old Eiko of Final Fantasy IX also has flesh-coloured material covering her crotch. EIKO. EIKO, THAT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK.
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Yue Ying gets a bow and arrow
In Dynasty Warriors 2, if I recall correctly, every character has a bow and can shoot arrows they pick up. I assume this isn't the case in Yue Ying's game, because 'HER WEAPON IS... ANOTHER BOW' would be hilariously rubbish. (Doesn't having a long-range primary weapon sort of defeat the point of Dynasty Warriors, though? I'd thought a great part of it was meleeing one's way through vast crowds of enemies.)
with that bloody war fan coming a close second - it lets him fly! It shoots lasers!
...ahahaha, what?
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And yet, that is in fact the case. No, really - she hits people with it. Which rather begs the question, WHY NOT JUST GIVE HER A SWORD?
...ahahaha, what?
In the novels he's a famous strategist, so he's supposed to be sort of...thoughtful and clever. But this doesn't go any way towards explaining why his enemies are so afraid of - they have pointy weapons and magic lightening on their side. What chance do tactics have against that?
Therefore, logically, the only choice to reconcile this was to give him totally batshit powers. When he's up in the air, you can't bloody touch him. And those lasers hurt man. They hurt.
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But, it's been a long time since I played FF8, and I don't remember if they actually gave out the number of years in between living at the orphanage and GARDEN, and what have you!
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And now to stop leaving mysterious anonymous comments on your post. ;)
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Hello, by the way, if we haven't met! If we have and you're just hiding behind anonymity because this is a thorny topic, please don't feel you have to.
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Or at least, that's what some of the people responsible for the games seem to think :(. Which is why loads of RPG games were marketed with sexy ladies in metal bikinis wielding swords on the cover. Because only MEN play these games, and MEN want sexy ladies!
Which leads to this kind of nonsense.
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