Matt Smith Is Clearly A Red Herring.

[rionaleonhart]

causethesounds has somehow managed to locate pictures of a younger David Mitchell looking absolutely stunning in drag! Here is my favourite:

Comments

[clanwilliam]

Charlie Brooker is the Master and Robert Webb is Romana.

[rionaleonhart]

Charlie Brooker seems a bit too rational to be the Master, though, at least in the new series. Although he does like the Clangers.

[rionaleonhart]

He is bewilderingly gorgeous. I just gaped when I first saw the pictures. I wouldn't have expected it to work at all.

[subtle_rift]

"David Mitchell plays the next Doctor. David Mitchell in drag plays his companion."

That would be so insanely awesome.

[rionaleonhart]

I'd love to see it happen. Sadly, the BBC have been notoriously poor at implementing my ideas for the improvement of Doctor Who. Sometimes it's as if they don't read this blog at all.

[subtle_rift]

Well they should do. To aid in your publicity, I made you this. It's literally the best I could do.

[rionaleonhart]

CLEFAIRY TERRIFY ME DEEP DOWN IN MY SOUL.

But I enjoyed this image regardless. (Did you manage it in MS Paint? That's quite impressive.)

[dracothelizard]

I only know Robert Webb from the few episodes of Peep Show you showed me, and his Flashdancing. So, based on that, he's clearly perfect to be David's Master!

Perfect to be the Master to David's Doctor, that is. Yes. Maybe Robert-in-Flashdance-drag is the Master's companion, like Lucy was to John Simm.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A VERY WELL DONE PHOTOMANIP. CONSIDER ME AMAZED AND SHOCKED. I think he needs to wear one of those halterneck Marilyn Monroe dresses, it'd be stunning. Any moment now Moose is going to turn up and be smug, just wait.

I think Charlie Brooker should be The Professor, a Time Lord who was an old teacher of the Doctor and the Master, and he's going to turn up and tell both of them how utterly stupid they're being.

[rionaleonhart]

Ahahaha, having Flashdance!Webb as Webb's Master's companion would up the ridiculousness to almost impossible levels and therefore clearly needs to happen.

'Marilyn Monroe' was one of the first things I thought upon seeing the pictures, I have to say.

I did consider bringing Brooker in as another Time Lord. His Time Lord name would probably be 'The Critic'. Perhaps his secret Gallifreyan identity can be revealed at the end of the zombie episode. During the sex, Davina notices that he has two hearts! Shock and astonishment!

[dracothelizard]

I don't know, Doctor Who had its fair share of ridiculousness, it might not even stand out that much :D.

CLEARLY this is why Charlie is immune to being zombified.

[littlemoose]

See now, I put 'zombie episode' and 'Davina' together, came up with Dead Set and wondered why Charlie was shagging Davina McCall before 'FEMALE MITCHELL YOU IDIOT' kicked in... may possibly need help.

[rionaleonhart]

I'll try to track the episode down; thank you for the recommendation! I now have the Spice Girls' 'Who Do You Think You Are?' fairly severely stuck in my head, though, which is a bit unfortunate.

[amandapear]

Ask and ye shall receive...

[amandapear]

I'll try that again. It's been a long day, trust me *tray on head*

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*exits, blushing*