I Thought Someone Was Calling French Batman, But No.

[rionaleonhart]

Dear fanfiction.net: I do not want to come back to an anonymous review telling me I should 'fucking die'! This is a distressing message to receive at one in the morning! But I deleted it and I'm still alive, so nyah

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[wanttobeatree]

Riona: I've forgotten to pack my swimming costume.
Riona's Father: Don't worry; you can swim in your knickers.
Riona: Oh, God, I forgot to pack any knickers!

HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED THIS LONG /o\

[rionaleonhart]

I honestly don't know.

(On the second night, my mother, who was sleeping in the same room as me, knocked over a lamp. I frantically tried to turn on the light to see what had happened, couldn't find the switch and somehow, in my agitation, managed to hurl myself violently and painfully out of the bed.)

[wanttobeatree]

I think if you were Sam Winchester, you would find out that Lilith was the final seal before killing her, but then trip over as you turn away and somehow accidentally release your psychic powers in an explosion that kills Lilith, brings the chapel down and sets your hair on fire.

I THINK THAT IS WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

[dancesontrains]

why is your icon

[reipan]

Riona's Mother: He means find your niche, find your place in the world.
Riona's Father: No; I mean get laid.

I was feeling rather morose when I turned on my Internet browser, and that made me cackle maniacally and feel much better.

And you do not deserve to die for anything that you may have written; you are more likely to suffer for those things that you have forced me to write.

[rionaleonhart]

I am glad my cringing has had a positive impact on your day!

And my forcing you to write things improves the world, Rei.

[zeitheist]

I think you're more than an okay person, who certainly doesn't deserve to die for the Silent Hill/Doctor Who crossover you wrote four years ago (even if it's not any good). I like your wacky crossovers!

I'm glad you enjoyed your trip to france, even if you FORGOT TO PACK ANY UNDERPANTS WTF WTF WTF.

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, thank you!

I DON'T KNOW. I carefully packed several pairs of socks, none of which I needed because of course it was boiling hot and I spent the entire week in sandals, and somehow forgot entirely that underpants are sort of, you know, necessary.

[zeitheist]

Honestly, you're the only person I know who likes wacky crossovers as much as I do.

I once forgot to pack my swimming costume when I went to Center Parcs - ie. where swimming is about a third of the experience - but that's because I'm an idiot. You must have been concentrating so hard on packing socks, you totally forgot about underpants! Still, at least we can look back on it and laugh.

[misskass]

You don't deserve to die for anything you've written ever, so don't worry about that. =)

Also, I have a question: did France try to chat you up at every opportunity? Hetalia has led me to believe that he is a fiendish and flirty being.

[rionaleonhart]

Your icon is so cute!

Hmmm. Possibly the ubiquitous advertisements featuring sexy animals drinking Orangina were a rather strange attempt to chat me up? France would be a furry.

[littlered2]

France is full of sexy animals drinking Orangina.

Oh god, the Orangina adverts! I first saw them a year ago when I was travelling through France and somewhat sleep-deprived - they were the most disturbing thing ever.

[rionaleonhart]

They are terrifying. The moment of realisation was bizarre. 'Oh, look, there's an Orangina advert featuring a scantily-clad womaWAIT NO SHE'S A KANGAROO.'

[littlered2]

OH MY GOD, WHY IS THAT BEAR THRUSTING ITS CROTCH AT ME?