My Nobody Would Be Roxani, Or Possibly Rixareth.

[rionaleonhart]

You know, Otacon would be sort of delightful as the Doctor's companion. He would be so fascinated by everything. (He would also be terrified, but he would never be able to leave the Doctor, on account of having fallen madly in love with the TARDIS

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[kadrin]

(Spoilers abound! Augh!)

I think he was just filled with dark power, hence commanding the Heartless. Like Maleficent.

Or you could say,

of course,

these spaces being for spoiler breakage,

that it wasn't really Riku then.

It was Ansem, of course. Or rather Xehanort. Or whatever. And so that Riku did have a Nobody, and the Nobody was Xemnas, because Riku was in the back of his brain the whole time.

I did at one point make Nobody names for all the characters I played in Jaded Eden, just in case. (Quistis's didn't work. Zuko had a very serviceable Kozux. But it was Ollie Queen I was best-pleased with, because working with Oliver, I could create the fantastic Vixorel.)

Sadly, "Patrick" is too loaded with consonants to properly Nobodise. "Kadrin" is pretty much the same.

[rionaleonhart]

That makes sense! I'd like to pretend it doesn't, because speculating on Riku's Nobody could be rather fun, but, alas, that does make sense.

Hmm. 'Drixank' and 'Krandix' can be pronounced, at least, but they do sound rather silly. The best I can get out of 'Patrick' is 'PTRACKIX WITH A SILENT P', however, which, er, doesn't really work at all.

Vixorel is a brilliant name.

[kadrin]

Kurix and the "Chain of Memories" Riku Replica go on a crazy tour of the Final Fantasy worlds, and end up in a gambling hall with Late-Teenaged Seifer and Reno thoroughly insisting that they have a system. The existence of Reno is a necessity in the Kingdom Hearts world, as after all, Axel is Reno's Nobody.

I had Reaction Commands worked out for them, too; no, wait, I'd stolen existing Reaction Commands. Saionji's Nobody had Duel Stance. Vixorel was basically just Xigbar all over again.

[rionaleonhart]

I WOULD READ THAT. I would probably read it multiple times.

(Axel as Reno's nobody does work worryingly well. It is a shame that Kingdom Hearts II obviously got Axel's name wrong. (Xehanort's Nobody's name comes from Xehanort's pseudonym, so I suppose it's conceivable that Axel took his name from a false name Reno used, but surely in that case it would be an x-enhanced anagram of 'Leonard Wangtabulous'.))

[wanttobeatree]

IT WAS I. MWUAHAHAHAHAAA.

(What happened was, barthi's living room at her new student house had this glass-fronted cabinet containing nothing but a few artfully arranged HSM plates and... well. I saw the way Troy looked and I just knew you had to have one.)

[rionaleonhart]

Thank you for your mildly bizarre gift!

(A deeply confusing part of me is somehow proud that I am the one to whom your mind leaps when you see Troy Bolton looking ridiculous on a paper plate.)

[wanttobeatree]

It was a rather beautiful moment. I took the plate out of the cabinet and discovered Troy's face looked like THAT and that's all she wrote.

And now you understand the strange pride I felt at the way you just KNEW I was the one telling Jensen to suck it. 8D

[dracothelizard]

"Troy looks like a Hobbit on it and I don't know why."

High School Musical 4: Vacation In Middle Earth?

[rionaleonhart]

LITTLE-KNOWN FACT: when Bilbo heard what he believed to be the Elves of Rivendell singing 'o, tra-la-la-lally down here in the valley, ha ha', the singers were actually Ryan and Sharpay.

[dracothelizard]

Sharpay and Ryan would be all the Elves. All of them.

[justspaz]

As I was telling non-LJ friends earlier, you cannot survive on LJ without gaining a fair bit of knowledge about Doctor Who, despite never having seen it.

With that in mind, I say: John Dorian, Companion. Y/N? Just think of the sheer joy. Although, Turk would need to go too, and then Carla would not stand for that, so she'd join...Okay, entire staff of Sacred Heart?

[rionaleonhart]

John Dorian would make a wonderful companion. He would be so enthusiastic! But, yes, he would need Turk there. And Carla, and Elliot. He would beg Dr Cox to come along with them, but Dr Cox is not quite as interested in seeing the wonders of the universe as he is in not living in a box containing three of the most annoying people in the world.

The Janitor tags along by clinging to the outside of the TARDIS, just so he can continue to mess with JD. Alternatively: there is someone who looks and acts uncannily like the Janitor on every planet they visit. JD finds it most disconcerting.

[justspaz]

I'm sure Dr. Cox would end up going along eventually. Perhaps Jordan likes the fact that his 'posse' is no longer around and that she could have a relaxing vacation without Cox? Meh, that means no annoyances at work, except Bob Kelso. Mm.

Haha, is it possible to cling to the TARDIS? Or is it just one of the Janitor's unmatched skills?

[rionaleonhart]

Canonically, clinging to the outside of the TARDIS as it travels through time and space kills you. The Janitor would somehow manage to survive.

[rionaleonhart]

Exactly! I do not know why they work so well together in my head, but they do, and it's beautiful.