The BBC Continue Not To Hire Me.

[rionaleonhart]

The days go by, and new Merlin fails to appear. This lack is driving me mad with remarkable speed, considering that I was introduced to Merlin less than a fortnight ago, and so I find myself forced to invent my own episodes. Because good things may come to those who wait, but good things come to those who don't wait faster.

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[moogle62]

ARGH

RIONA THIS IS AMAZING

LOL LOL LOL THEY CAN'T ASK GAIUS FOR HELP. UNHELPFUL DRAGON IS UNHELPFUL. UTHER HAS A PROBLEM WITH NOT BEHEADING PEOPLE. MERLIN HAS NO PERSONAL REASON TO DEFEND SORCERY! AKJHFKJABFKJSBFKJABF

also it took me until just now to realise that, no, the TARDIS is not in the original version of that picture. WHAT THE HELL, SELF.

DERREN'S SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING IS 'LET'S JUST READ HIS MIND'.

[rionaleonhart]

MAN, UTHER, CAN'T YOU JUST NOT BEHEAD SOMEONE? JUST ONCE?

No, alas, the TARDIS is not in the original version of that picture. BUT IT SHOULD BE.

Derren and Uther would make a terrible crime-fighting team. 'All right, I'll just read his - Uther. I cannot read anyone's mind if you cut his head off.'

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, thank you! (Your icon! Look at his happy little face!)

[dracothelizard]

Hurrah! I'm sure it was Merlin's and Arthur's destiny to end up with Derren and the Doctor!

...Uther's gonna be so annoyed.

[rionaleonhart]

Your icon is excellent.

And yes, clearly Merlin has entirely misunderstood the Unhelpful Dragon and his destiny is to travel with Derren, Arthur and the Doctor in the TARDIS. They would be an utterly amazing team.

[dracothelizard]

I don't know WHY I have it! I've only seen one episode!

It would be hilarious if the Doctor decides to bring Merlin and Arthur back, and somehow the Unhelpful Dragon has escaped and wants to come along in the TARDIS, and also, Uther wants revenge on the men who kidnapped his son.

[captlebubbles]

The BBC need to hire you right now, because if things like this turned up on the telly then it'd be worth watching for more than to pass the time. And find new fandoms. *watches very little in the way of television that isn't Top Gear or Psych*

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, thank you! Of course, had I any say in the BBC's programming, eventually all of the programmes would become an indistinguishable crossovery mess. There would only be one BBC production left, and it would be called Top Being Merlin's Life on Torchwood to Ashes Who Gear.

[captlebubbles]

You say this as if it is a bad thing. (You should write a snippet of an episode of that, just for kicks.)

[vzg]

*waves Psych flag*

[hold_onhope]

I LOVE YOU.

THAT IS ALL.

(PLEASE TELL ME THEY RUN INTO SAM AND DEAN.)

[rionaleonhart]

Pfft, they can't not run into Sam and Dean. Arthur will be fascinated by this 'Impala' thing.