Comments | rionaleonhart: 'I Don't Understand Why Everyone Thinks Paedophiles Are So Funny.'

rionaleonhart

'I Don't Understand Why Everyone Thinks Paedophiles Are So Funny.'

Mar 04, 2009 08:37

Here is a dilemma with which my brother presented me a couple of days ago:

Fred: Would you rather turn everyone who looked at you to stone or have snakes for hair?
Riona: I'd rather have snakes for hair.
Fred: But they bite you.
Riona: Oh. Are they poisonous?
Fred: No.
Riona: Right. I'd still rather have the snakes.
Fred: And they call up their ( Read more... )

fanfiction, derren brown, language, conversational adventures, university, mythology, fanfiction (really this time), riona's slightly scary family

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misskass March 4 2009, 08:55:05 UTC

Derren Brown/Robert Chase

Weird slash attracts me to things. I'm going to go join now.

rionaleonhart March 4 2009, 08:58:37 UTC

Aha, so that's the key to getting members! The next step is somehow tricking you into writing Derren Brown fanfiction yourself.

misskass March 4 2009, 10:40:12 UTC

If you were Derren Brown I would be writing right now. I think you need to further channel him, then infiltrate my mind and tell me who to slash him with.

dracothelizard March 4 2009, 12:12:00 UTC

Captain Jack Harkness!

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bouncywild March 4 2009, 09:57:16 UTC

Could you take away their phones with your feet?

*LOL because that was a question and my brain made me write it backwards.

rionaleonhart March 4 2009, 10:12:16 UTC

Congratulations; somewhere in Brighton, a woman has just spent several minutes trying to kick herself in the head because of you.

The answer, it seems, is 'no'.

bouncywild March 4 2009, 10:25:38 UTC

Several minutes? That doesn't seem like you tried very hard!

At least you gave it a go. I applaud you.

wolfy_writing March 4 2009, 11:03:08 UTC

I taught my niece to move her doll furniture with her feet.

I mean we've both got arms and all. She was in the middle of eating with her arms, and I was slightly bored.

_afterism March 4 2009, 11:00:33 UTC

Derren Brown freaking poledances.
I HAD THE EXACT SAME REACTION WHEN I SAW THAT BIT. There may have been hand flailing.

rionaleonhart March 4 2009, 13:16:08 UTC

IT WAS AMAZING. THERE NEEDS TO BE AN ENTIRE SPECIAL ABOUT POLEDANCING. NO PSYCHOLOGICAL TRICKS; JUST DERREN BROWN AND A POLE.

wolfy_writing March 4 2009, 11:07:31 UTC

You are magnificently insane!

And I really want to meet your family some day. They sound impossibly fun.

rionaleonhart March 4 2009, 13:48:15 UTC

I feel I was very lucky to be born into a family of such wonderfully odd people. ♥

wolfy_writing March 5 2009, 04:53:04 UTC

I am still convinced that one day I will meet your family, they will act incredibly ordinary, and you will freak right out.

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rionaleonhart March 4 2009, 14:03:46 UTC

It simultaneously confused me immensely and absolutely made my year. He is so completely insane and I love him for it.