If Bobby Were To Get A Man Pregnant, John Would Be An Obvious Choice.

[rionaleonhart]

I know only about three of you really care about Delaware, but regardless: here are some episodes I would like to see in the hypothetical AU Season Four of Supernatural in which Chad Michael Murray stars as Delaware Singer, Bobby's estranged hooker son and the fabulous invention of wanttobeatree and sazzlette. ('Delaware Singer', 'Bobby's estranged hooker son' and 'the

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[wanttobeatree]

I LOVED YOU, UNTIL THAT LAST EPISODE.

NOW MY WORLD IS NOTHING BUT HATE.

[rionaleonhart]

Why do you hate my episodes, Susan? They love you.

...and... in the next episode... it turns out that it was all a horrible dream?

[wanttobeatree]

But Riona, I do not want to be loved by Bobby's baby mama. I DO NOT WANT.

[wolfy_writing]

But Bobby's baby mama loves you!

He's a widower, he's had a hard life, and after a long tiring hunt, he has a few beers and finds comfort with a friend. One thing leads to another, of course. It's several months later when he realizes he's not just getting a bit of a beer belly.

[dracothelizard]

I would like to see Monster Movie with Delaware, because OBVIOUSLY Dracula would get confused between 'Mina' and 'Jonathan' and have a Moment with Delaware.

The homoerotic tension between Dracula and Jonathan Harker is FAR TOO CANON to ignore!

Also, I'm sure Chad would look great in the Bavarian outfit.

Also, there are some pictures you need to see, especially the 08 one in which he discusses his perfect date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

[rionaleonhart]

SO I CLICK ON A LINK INTRIGUINGLY TITLED 'JA-DOOL-GAYESTEVER' AND THERE IS JENSEN, STRAPPING AND SHIRTLESS AND, I THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT, WITH HIS HANDS HANDCUFFED TO THE CEILING (THIS IS PROBABLY NOT ACTUALLY THE CASE BUT NOW IT IS ALL I CAN SEE), WITH ANOTHER STRAPPING SHIRTLESS YOUNG MAN APPARENTLY GIVING HIM A BACK MASSAGE, AND, UM, WHAT, DRACO?

WHAT?

[dracothelizard]

I DON'T KNOW BUT AT LEAST THE PICTURE IS TOTALLY LIVING UP TO ITS DESCRIPTION.

Did you see the boyscout one?

[wolfy_writing]

I saw that! Holy crap! Outtakes from the porn! The guy with the handcuffs is the incubus, and Jensen's about to do his big sex-and-death scene (Kripke being the writer, everyone dies at least twice).

Afterwards, Jared wanders around with his hands over his eyes sniffling and insisting he's not crying, he just has allergies. Very sudden allergies.

[justspaz]

I thought you were going to talk about the state at first and then the entry just became more lolztastic from there on.

You know what they say! Some people name their children after where the conception occurred...

[rionaleonhart]

Hee! As I don't live in the United States, any mention of 'Delaware' just makes me think of the character. THUMBS UP TO YOU FOR VOTING DEMOCRATIC IN THE US ELECTION, MASTER SINGER.

[justspaz]

I try not to think of Delaware at all...well, Delaware never really comes up in my day to day conversations, but now I'm sure that Mr. Singer is going to talk over from now on.

[calamitysxchild]

Fine, fine, we don't have to get married. Now I just want to be you.

Seriously, how the Hell....? I can only hope to one day reach your level of insanity.

[rionaleonhart]

You're too kind! I think a large part of it may come from my associating with Delaware's creators, both of whom are barking mad.

[th_esaurus]

UNRELATED Q: ARE YOU STILL ONLINE?

[rionaleonhart]

Just about to shut down and go to sleep. Do you urgently require my online presence?

[th_esaurus]

I

no ): I won't keep you up.