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rionaleonhart

You Can't Really Give A Vibrator To Someone You Don't Know That Well.

Dec 30, 2007 10:07

To everyone who was at the meet-up yesterday (but, you know, especially Draco): I am very sorry for poisoning dracothelizard the evening before. She recovered a bit after having a rest and seemed fine when I saw her off at ridiculous o'clock this morning, so there's no need to worry. I hope you all (and, again, especially Draco) managed to enjoy the meet-up ( Read more... )

doctor who, house, top gear, whoctor do and other anagrams, my lj friends are real people apparently, crossovers, rd is amazing, stargate sg-1

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wolfy_writing December 30 2007, 11:03:59 UTC

You realize that you have just implanted the vision of Richard Hammond with gigantic breasts in the brain of the person on your flist who can't stop turning him into a woman. Well, multiple women. And making them have sex with each other. Which is not hurt by adding large breasts.

I just had the slightly frightening realization that if Jeremy was told to write fanfic about his fellow presenters having homosexual sex, there's a one in four chance he'd decide to make them lesbians. Which means Jeremy Clarkson might very well write Richard Hammond as a woman/Richard Hammond as a woman.

And, if Jeremy was told to write a story with him and Richard having sex in it, there's a better than even chance he'd either turn Richard into a woman or a car.

I should come up with story ideas that are less mad than Jeremy Clarkson at some point, right?

rionaleonhart December 30 2007, 17:31:10 UTC

Which means Jeremy Clarkson might very well write Richard Hammond as a woman/Richard Hammond as a woman.
And, if Jeremy was told to write a story with him and Richard having sex in it, there's a better than even chance he'd either turn Richard into a woman or a car.

I would very much like to read either or both of these and vote that you put them on your 'to write' list. Because not enough people write fanfiction 'by' the Top Gear presenters.

wolfy_writing December 31 2007, 21:43:26 UTC

You realize that if you know someone who comes up plot ideas mad enough to be plausibly conceived by Jeremy Clarkson, the last thing they need is encouragement?

dancesontrains December 30 2007, 13:14:03 UTC

Look at this post at lifein1973! :D

darthfi December 30 2007, 15:07:45 UTC

I still maintain that the person who claimed to be Draco wasn't Draco.

I was expecting a labradoodle, damnit!

yaminokurisu December 30 2007, 15:52:26 UTC

The spinney thing was great - what a fabulous view! Glad to hear Draco is feeling better.

draegonhawke December 30 2007, 21:36:20 UTC

Did you see Crystal Skull? The one with Daniel's grandfather? 'cause, yeah, totally Chase's dad.