You Know The Furies Made Orestes Hallucinate His Way Through Silent Hill.

[rionaleonhart]

I am supposed to be reading the 1799 Prelude and one of its later (and much, much longer) revisions this week. I have been neglecting this somewhat, because dude, three essays, The Prelude can wait (NO, OBVIOUSLY UPDATING MY LIVEJOURNAL CANNOT, ahahaha oh dear I'm such a bad student), but I found this part at the beginning of the 1799 version and

Comments

[wolfy_writing]

I like the Orestes one. But not as much as the 'Richard Hammond loses Oliver, has a breakdown, and ends up in Silent Hill, being followed by the Pyramid Head Volvo' one. Because that's the best fic idea ever.

[wolfy_writing]

He makes good lesbians, and I don't like writing porn!

[rionaleonhart]

I want you to know that 'He makes good lesbians!' is pretty much my favourite thing that anyone has ever written.

[wolfy_writing]

He does, though. In the sense of he'd be good lesbians, not in the sense of him having a lesbian factory.

I have no idea what James May would be like as two women, for some reason. And I find the mental picture of even one female Jeremy Clarkson somewhat alarming (and gigantic; my brain refuses to shorten her); two would have me diving for a blast-shield.

[dracothelizard]

"I don't like writing porn!"

I saw a comment on nostalgia_lj's LJ that says you do!

[wolfy_writing]

I didn't write that for fun; I wrote it out of spite.

Besides, it wasn't porn. It was a description of a woman's head with a brief and discreet mention of her chest. No porn-associated body parts were named, no other people were mentioned, and no sexual acts were specified.