Comments | rionaleonhart: Stop Pairing Me Up With Oz Clarke, You Gits.

rionaleonhart

Stop Pairing Me Up With Oz Clarke, You Gits.

Oct 29, 2007 17:45

This is a meme I have done so often that it is beginning to verge on the ridiculous. BUT HEY, I HAVE MANAGED TO RESIST REPOSTING IT FOR FIVE WHOLE MONTHS; OBVIOUSLY I AM TOTALLY ALLOWED TO GIVE IT ANOTHER GO NOW.

Give me a character (or multiple characters, or a pairing, or a theory, or a ridiculous AU, or anything you like, really) and some sort ( Read more... )

celebrity plague train, doctor who, silent hill, fanfiction, final fantasy, we all love hearing about dreams right?, oz and james, top gear, audience participation, crossovers, weird pairings, final fantasy xii, life on mars, time-travelling sky pirates of ivalice

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darthfi October 29 2007, 17:59:58 UTC

Draco realises that her love for Top Gear Dog was merely an adolescent crush and dumps the dog at a shelter so that she can run off with Oz Clarke.

m31andy October 29 2007, 18:10:52 UTC

*dies*

I therefore want the sequel where Draco realises that Oz was just using her and that her true love is actually Zombie!Piers Morgan...

rionaleonhart October 29 2007, 18:11:43 UTC

It was wet, and it was cold, and the Labradoodle wanted nothing more than to collapse in front of a warm fire, but she struggled on, a rather un-Labradoodleish determination in her eyes; she had been heartbroken and humiliated, and now - she paused and shook her coat and growled low in her throat as she saw the soft light coming from the tent in the distance - now she would have her revenge.

darthfi October 29 2007, 22:31:03 UTC

I love you. I don't have to say anything more.

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dracothelizard October 29 2007, 18:02:03 UTC

OZ CLARKE/RI... I MEAN OZ CLARKE/JAMES OBVIOUSLY.

And something else involving Top Gear Dog.

rionaleonhart October 29 2007, 18:30:30 UTC

YOU ARE BEING EXCEEDINGLY VAGUE. HAVEN'T YOU KNOWN ME FOR LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I CANNOT COME UP WITH IDEAS ON MY OWN?

Oz knows very well that it cannot last, that as soon as they are back on British soil James will return to his insufferable petrolhead boyfriends; but he has always been a man of the moment, and for now, he thinks, absently stroking the sleeping James' hair, he will enjoy what he has.

dracothelizard October 29 2007, 19:11:20 UTC

AWWWWW.

Something involving Top Gear Dog not being in a non-platonic relationship with a non-dog.

If that makes sense.

rionaleonhart October 29 2007, 19:16:12 UTC

Oh, well, if you're only going to specify things you don't want in it, obviously everything else is fair game.

Top Gear Dog yelped and struggled as she was slowly lowered towards the pit of molten lava...

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ladybella October 29 2007, 18:03:33 UTC

Jeremy Clarkson/Bruce Willis.

Just cause.

rionaleonhart October 29 2007, 18:49:38 UTC

I DO NOT KNOW WHO BRUCE WILLIS IS

"So," Jeremy said, loudly (what an unnecessary description), "I'm glad we've finally been able to get you as our star in our reasonably-priced car, because you were brilliant in that thing, and the other thing, you know, the films you were in, Riona thinks you're probably a film actor," and Bruce replied, "Well, thanks; always nice to meet a fan," AND THEN THEY SHAGGED RIGHT THERE ON THE SILLY FURNITURE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS AND THE STUDIO AUDIENCE AND IT WAS HOT, UNLESS IT WASN'T, I SERIOUSLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BRUCE WILLIS.

culf October 29 2007, 18:57:53 UTC

How can you not know who Bruce Willis is? He was in Pulp Fiction, was the main character in The 6th Sense, Sin City, The Fifth Element, Armageddon, Twelve Monkeys, he was the hero of the Die Hard movies and used to be married to Demi Moore. You know, big, strong, macho bald guy! Likes to say "Yippy-kay-yay Motherfucker!" and beat bad guys!
*is oddly reminded of the time sister's boyfriend admitted to not knowing who Brad Pitt was*
Here, look: http://imdb.com/name/nm0000246/

rionaleonhart October 29 2007, 19:03:34 UTC

I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY OF THOSE FILMS

AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO DEMI MOORE IS

Is this a bad time to mention that I don't know who Brad Pitt is, either? The only thing I know about him is that he was married to Jennifer Aniston. Or possibly just engaged. In some sort of relationship, anyway. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ACTORS.

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wolfy_writing October 29 2007, 19:14:40 UTC

It's a brilliant idea. And considering they made it to the North Pole and back in one piece, Jeremy Clarkson's obviously much better at not dying than rational thought would suggest. So it could work.

rionaleonhart October 29 2007, 19:19:23 UTC

The truly unfair thing, Jeremy thinks, is that even though he has moved himself as far away from the Bugatti Veyron as is physically feasible, he still can't make himself forget about it.

jantalaimon October 29 2007, 18:11:18 UTC

dracothelizard/TGD/rionaleonhart where TGD leaves in a huff because Riona is a homewrecker. >3

rionaleonhart October 29 2007, 20:43:06 UTC

"I don't know why she'd leave!" Draco said, distraught, and Riona put a comforting arm around her shoulders and allowed herself a private, evil smile.

jantalaimon October 29 2007, 20:48:53 UTC

Ha! And in one sentence, no less! Very eloquently done. :)