Just saw a Justin Beiber cardboard standee sitting in a lawn chair.

As a side note, yesterday I made dill pickles with garlic and jalapeno, caramel and caramel-filled apples, and pumpkin spice chocolate chip cookies from fresh pie pumpkin. I'm still tired.

I dreamt I was teaching Anthony Bourdain how to make mayonnaise. Hm.

This week's headlines in the world of Alex: Pixar proves it can do worse than Cars 2, San Francisco comes up with the second stupidest idea ever, Capcom comes up with THE stupidest idea ever, Michele Bachmann makes me laugh, and Johnny Knoxville makes me cry.

Continuing from that last point, I noticed ( something eerie in Jackass 2.5 )

Try to call my psychologist? Voice mail.
Try to call my medical team? Voice mail. Which is full.
This is just a wee bit uncool.

Anyway.

Yesterday was Benny's birthday - my stupid pup is 3! I made him and Opal ( treats )

Bad experiment results? Blown quiz? Bout of depression? All three in one day goddamn I hate my lot sometimes? I have the cure for you and your loved ones.

Sweet Uncertainty4 oz. French Vanilla Kahlua ( Read more... )

"Look at all of them, going to class. Which I don't even have anymore. That's pretty much my story - no class. Except for you. You're pretty classy. You're the classiest thing I've ever done BOOM, ROASTED!"

Hope everyone had a good day yesterday, celebrating Christmas or no. I, for one, am a huge fan of secular Christmas - forget the Jesus stuff, let's all give each other gifts and eat like pigs and make merry! In that spirit, here're some neat things I've stumbled across on the web recently ( Read more... )

Prime rib with portabella mushroom/Cabernet Sauvignon au jus ( Read more... )

I never have coffee. Really, I don't. I drink a small mug of cuban coffee every couple weeks maybe, but other than that, not a drop. So I don't know what possessed me to get a venti frappuccino with coffee base instead of creme like usual, but I did. And then this happened ( Read more... )

Jaime and I attempted to find a flea market yesterday and instead got mildly lost. I think we were abducted at some point in there. Lost time, my friends. Lost time. It actually turned out okay, though, as we consoled ourselves with a trip to Super Walmart instead and while there I spotted Chrono Trigger in the DS case. It had the first run sticker ( Read more... )