Comments | rinalia: oh noes, dog attack!

rinalia

oh noes, dog attack!

Nov 23, 2007 18:04

Today, tragedy struck. Two dogs engaged in a massive free-for-all amazingly frightening DOG ATTACK. Both dogs were apprehended and their cases are pending. Neither are contrite.

Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5

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Comments 13

yesididit November 24 2007, 02:59:07 UTC

"Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5 is charged with being out of focus."

hehehe. wonderful tales!

rinalia November 27 2007, 05:07:13 UTC

Thanks! Mina takes all the credit.

slave2tehtink November 24 2007, 03:47:48 UTC

Clearly, Miss Mina is not in fact a dangerous dog, but IS BEING OPPRESSED by the vicious not-a-GSD-but-colored-in-a-suspiciously-similar-manner Dangerous Dog you have forced her to live with.

There is nothing for it but to give Mina lots of cookies, and also to turn Celeste's ears inside out. (I do that sometimes just to torture my dogs, because I Am Mean.)

rinalia November 27 2007, 05:07:58 UTC

Mina agrees she is oppressed. She would like to be liberated and permitted to run free on 2.5 acres with a couple of non Dangerous Dogs.

slave2tehtink November 27 2007, 12:02:09 UTC

I should start a Sanctuary For Oppressed Pit Bulls. Mina could come and be the spokesdog!

kittiewithclaws November 24 2007, 04:23:25 UTC

Koda, being a dangerous german shepherd, with german shepherd type markings and a goofy ear, hereby extends a welcome to Celeste, and offers her honorary gsd status.

rinalia November 27 2007, 05:10:05 UTC

Celeste is overjoyed. She has felt left out of clubs because of her floopified ears, blue eyes and awkward ways. She is honored to be part of an honorary GSD club!

justbluemyself November 24 2007, 04:37:10 UTC

Are you sure Dangerous Dog #2 isn't rabid? She looks kinda psychotic.

rinalia November 27 2007, 05:10:46 UTC

Celeste in play looks crazy. It's frightening. I'm sure she has some sort of virus, like rabies, that makes her act in such uncouth and ugly ways.

artisticalias November 24 2007, 04:50:33 UTC

Oh, the horror!
*face in palms*
I can't look.
*reaches out blindly to give Mina and Celeste cookies*

Question: Did you take Mina's collar off because Celeste likes to grab at it? That's why I take Bryndy's off. Not that it does much good. Loose neck skin is easily grabbed whether a collar is there or not. Just curious.

rinalia November 27 2007, 05:11:47 UTC

I know it's hard to watch, the danger, the horrors. It's scary stuff.

I prefer my dogs nekkid (ha! I'm a pervert). Celeste is not ready to be a nekkid puppy because of her bad habits. I prefer grabbing her collar. :) Mina's ruler of good behavior and better listening skills.