( three. | hungry. )

[rimshot]

The Master does a lot of horrible things, and since I don't like to step on toes I'll make sure to check with people on an individual basis before attacking them, trying to hypnotize them, or generally trolling them.

But! Thanks to the End of Time being on crack, the Master's body is rapidly losing "life-force" and he's hungry a lot. While he does

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[capthlock_rage]

Blanket permission to make my life more terrible :D ♥

[velocivector]

Dancy and Deidara are okay to eat. I'm okay with ATTEMPTS to eat Accelerator, but the dude deflects incoming vectors so I'm not sure it's logically possible for The Master to succeed, lawl physics jargon et al.

[notamartian]

... kinky.

I MEAN.

The Doctor is ... the Doctor! I doubt the Master would think he's tasty. As for the others:

Esther and Rachel are nos. Veronica is a maybe. Layfon, Nariko and the Trickster are a SURE IF YOU CAN. Ganymede and Vincent can be aokay! GO FORTH AND CHEW. One is immortal and the other is slippery, though~.

[actualrapist]

OKAY

Muraki is an energy hooker. He could feasibly feed the Master with energy. He could also maybe try and figure out temporary ways to stop him from losing energy via magic if you wanna play with that.

Rain is immortal and can be gnawed on, but I don't know how that'd work out.

[rimshot]

I TOTALLY MEANT TO GRAB YOU IN CHAN but yes, come to me, Muraki. being able to handwave the whole thing would delight me.

[actualrapist]

I WILL TOUCH YOU ON IRC

[ridestherider]

You are more than welcome to try to eat Natsumi! Feel free to also just scare her to death, that's fine too.