So, Jonas decided that he wanted to colorize that, um, other picture he did for me last week.

...you know, by this point, I've run out possible ways to defend myself. I think the evidence is just speaking for itself, now.

(I swear, though, I'm not to blame for the timing of all this! This is just one of those days, honest!)

( NSFW, again, for you awful people who want to see that sort of thing )

(I'm not sure that means what you want it to mean, Rikky.)

So, evidently, I've been quite the, uh, busy fox this past week. I promise I didn't plan it this way, honest.

Today's lesson: if you're going to keep dressing up like a little raver-slut, it's only a matter of time before people start treating you like a little raver-slut.

( If the term 'raver-slut' didn't ping your 'NSFW Alarm,' then, well, considering it pung. )

So, in my post from yesterday, there was some, uh, visual evidence that I'm not always a good fox. Heck, sometimes, I'm a downright bad fox.

And what happens to bad foxes? Well, bad foxes get punished, of course (otherwise, how else do they learn?).

( Cut for further NSFW (and kink-related) vulpine adventures )

Sometimes, a journal subject line like that might be intended to make you think of something naughty, at first, before pulling the little 'reveal' that it's actually something far more innocent.

Well, not this time. This time, if your mind has gone someplace dirty, then yeah, that's where it's supposed to be.

( Completely and Totally NSFW Foxiness Under the Cut )

I'm way, way, way more amused than I rightly ought to be by the fact that 'cockslut' and 'cocklust' are anagrams of one another.

The Doomsday Clock is currently set at Five Minutes to Bubastis Porn Showing Up All Over FurAffinity.

(Bonus points in the event of the bulk of renderings incorrectly depicting her as male.)

"I think of sex sort of like baking bread: it's something that every culture around the world has been doing for centuries, and so you'd think it'd be something that'd come easily--but no, it's still really complicated."

-- 3catsjackson

I was at BevMo earlier today, picking up things for upcoming holiday festivities, and the guy at the checkout counter had this voice that really made me want to have sex with him.

Now, okay, that might sound kind of rude and crass and maybe un-Christmasy, but I don't mean it in a bad way. He just had this pretty darn sexy voice, sort of like a ( Read more... )

The other day, one of my buddies noted (in what I must assure you is a friendly, well-intentioned way) how I act like such a total foxy slut.

He then noted later in the same conversation how I'm such a total nerd.

The term, then, he decided to apply to me, was slerd.

...

Bizarrely enough, I feel like wearing that like some kind of badge of

I shall state this here:

I predict that Disney's Bolt is going to make up, in terms of Rule 34, for all of the Tai Lung porn that we didn't get over the summer.

And that's horrifying.