Randolph Legacy, Generation 6.3!

Apr 07, 2010 00:38

This one's for you, pixel_trade! Current spouse, Gigi Creelman, is by steezie_k!

Update size warning: There's like 160 pictures here. Click the link, then go get yourself a drink, use the bathroom, then tuck in.





Last time, Gigi gave birth to baby 4, Athena, under the stress of a young daughter starting school and a set of twin toddler boys. Deimos was simultaneously filled with happiness and terror. The twins grew up, Asklepios growing up well, and Hermes growing up terrible. Ah, childhood! Hermes managed to miss his very first day of school, the moron. Athena became an XD-less toddler, and Gigi was impregnated for the fourth time. Aphrodite brought home the plague from work. Demeter became a teen with Popularity aspiration. Athena became a child. Gigi gave birth on the front porch in winter, to another set of twins, girls Ananke and Gaea, giving Aphrodite a second LTW.



What could put a kid in such a bad mood they don't want to play with their (stretched-rather-thin) grandmother?



At least Hermes will interact with Athena... (Warning: There's a wee bit of Athena spam this update because of the faces.)



So Hermes is just a fucking truant.



Yep, he missed the bus again.



I WHAT?!

I hate you.



That's right, you delinquent, you're doing your homework even if you "missed" the bus.



We don't want to be tax cheats!



FUCK YOU WE'RE RICH



*shakes fist*



I AM ANGRY. VERY ANGRY.



PUT DOWN THE GODDAMN MOLDY PAPER, LEIA KNIGHT.

THAT'S OUR GODDAMN

MOLDY

PAPER



Let's have a nice, peaceful, cheerful date!



I hate school! It's SO boring.

Wait and see what I have in store for you if you decide to not go. Ever. So much less fun.



So it took like three tries, but we finally got Gigi all spermed up again. *fistpump*



Oh hey it's time to have toddler twins again. Funtimes!



Don't worry, if they get out of hand, we'll just handcuff them to the crib bars.

Demeter! ...why couldn't you have had this idea when the boys were toddlers?



What was Demeter saying about handcuffs?

Don't worry about it, just take the baby to the cake like a good torchholder.



Ananke...has a freckled skintone and XD eyes!



And cute pigtails (that weren't already on her older sister) now.



Gaea's CONFETTTTTTISPLOSION



Hee. Her skintone has some distinctive shading on the face, hehe.



Whaddya want?

I cute?

You're a girl. You have cooties.

Thanks for the info, Asklepios.



Aph, tucking the grandkids in? Aph?



But...

TODDLER TWINS

APH

No!



But...the girls are toddlers! So cute! And what if there are more grandkids?

YOU HAVE ALREADY LIVED AN UNNATURALLY LONG LIFE

I have more juice out back--

TOO BAD, SO SAD



13 of those people? Her direct descendents. That's exponential growth for ya.



I suppose I should feel a little grateful that Gaea's the only sim that got as big of an aspiration drop from Aph's passing as I did.



Deimos was upset, to be fair.



Laid to rest next to Emmett. In four feet of snow.



:( I bet Demeter's just thinking of the diapers.



Aw, you had to wake up the kids and tell them the news?



Athena wanted to sleep with her daddy after the upsetting news. It's not like Gigi uses the bed anyways.



What are we going to do without Aphrodite?

...die? D:



Gaea just sat around and cried and cried.



Ananke's a bit more cheerful.



Oh no...what is it about the fifth ISBI pregnancy, anyway?



Gigi has plenty of love an affection. It's sleep, food, and comfort she apparently has trouble managing on her own.



Sobbing party in Aphrodite's old bedroom. AWESOME.



How often do you get to express the sentiment "Fuck my life!" in you own dreams?



I'm not going to school. It's boring!

Fine.

...fine?!



All these babies do is cry, scream, eat and poop!

Fun, huh?



Then Deimos "made" her do all of the homework sitting around. Including her brothers'.

I think she'll go to school tomorrow.



Then I had a wonderful idea. I had a wonderful awful idea.

(Yes, Gigi is reimpregnated.)



And the boys grew up!



Hermes's aspiration...



Look, I think Asklepios could deal with you missing the instant of his birthday to go relieve your bladder. Seriously.



They look practically identical and have the same aspiration. Awesome.



So I better change up their looks a bit. Asklepios.



Hermes. Who kinda reminds me of Hephaestus a bit.



All the teens' orientations, since I didn't roll Demeter's last time.



This is precognition!



I...wait...another one?



Your father says I'm already glowing!

Oh god, Gigi...you actually are.



NOW Hermes actually gets scared. That was a bit of a delay there, buddy.



I need something to fill the gaping hole that my miscarriage left.

It was only yesterday!

Sim time is not like real time, Demeter! Wait...what?



Leave poor Hermes alone! It's not like there's a desert of targets in this house.



Asklepios wakes his mother up with the computer...I thought she was going to smack him...



...but apparently that was just her nausea face.



You want me to WHAT?!



Oh for god's sake, Demeter. You better be prepared to help out more when I'm bigger.

But she smells awful!



The cute nanny continues to be kinda functional.



Don't worry. He went to school. THEN he got back on the computer.

Has he showered at all in the meantime?

Of course not!



Phew! First trimester's always the hardest.



There are toys in this house! And videogames! AND MORE TOYS!



It's good to see Gigi spend some quality time with the youngest ones. I'm so disappointed though...I thought I'd downloaded a pregnancy morph for that skirt, so I have to put her back in that dresstop again.



Woohoo, Demeter changed a diaper!



This is jello. Where the hell are those crumbs coming from?

...I'm not hungry anymore.



I can't wait. Soon I'll be old enough to get the hell away from babies!



This was sweet. And I like keeping Gigi from absolutely bottoming out.



I raided founder posts. This is Mars Landers (LOL NAME) by simtopi. :D



I'm hungry, Dei.

I'm...studying. For work?



Oh, that's attractive.



EVERY

SIM

IN

THIS

HOOD

(Even Asparagus Crayola!)



You know what I like about Gigi? She cares about the kids' grades. Now, this might be because they don't bother to actually go to school half the time, but still. It's encouraging to me.



This? Not so much.



In hopes of making school a little less horrible, we invite the headmaster over.



No, Athena, scoot over a little farther so he can't see your sister's homework!



It was also two girls' birthday...oh.



Oh no.



Ananke!



Gaea!



You've got to be kidding me. Filet Mignon, all because this penguin suit is here?



:D



Spectacular sibling relationship (I don't even know how that's +4000), while Deimos tries a last-ditch effort to counteract his negative schmooze efforts.



HURRAH!



So...your family can afford tuition for six kids, right?

...yeah.
You're in!



It's all your fault grandma died. I'll prove it, someday.

Um...Gaea...sometimes people just get old and die.

I'll PROVE IT.



That seems like a relatively safe place. Just...don't play too long, okay, Gigi?



Gaea's a little bi-polar, I think.



So's her twin.



How about you finish the rest of your homework?

Uh? ...okay.

Deimos just looks so excited. God knows why.



It's all your fault that our lives have sucked so far!

...what? It's Demeter that wouldn't change your diapers!



I...ca-can't even reach the changing table yet!

Ananke!



It's okay, I'll be nice to you, Athena!



My own twin!

Don't worry, it's just a trap of Gaea's devising.

Trap?

...for Athena.



Hey, did you guys know that we're technically part alien?

...yeah, Demeter, we've all met GRANDMA.

Some of us might have liked to grown up with Grandma!

Demeter's so clueless...



Then poor Athena got attacked.



She laid Gaea out on her ass.

I say, GOOD. Don't attack your sister who's twice your age for no fucking reason!



But...it's her fault!

No, no it's not.



I bet you can kick her butt, Ananke.

Reading up on it right now, sis.

What is wrong with you two? Dysfunctional twins are supposed to attack each other, not...create some horrible tag-team duo!



Every time, I say it's the last, and here I am again, big as a beached whale...

I don't think Gigi'll be very receptive to your affections right now, Dei.



Can you help me with a book on karate, Hermes?

Karate? Uh, sure...



You think you could let me use the bathroom now, Demeter?

Psh. No one cares what you look like--

I NEED THE TOILET. GET OUT.



DAMMIT



Athena really needed to look at that book. :( :(



But I wanted to kick Athena's ass! Ananke gets to have all the fun!



--but she's my twin and if she did it, it's practically the same thing.

Oh shut up and go attack the other demon spawn.



How stupid are you? I'm just going to drop fire ants on you when you sleep or something, you little bitch!



At least the teenagers are all getting along!



I shit you not, Demeter then executed the first noogie I have seen in the house this generation.

DEMETER...



So...this is the afterlife.

YES THE BED'S STILL HERE.

Nice, Mom.



THAT'S FOR BEING MEAN TO YOUR SISTER



Hi, Gigi! I see you're expecting again. How's the baby?

HOLY SHIT APHRODITE?!?!?!



ARE YOU MY GRANDDAUGHTER IN LAW?!

WHA?!?!?!



This is all just too much for me to take!

Gigi. No. Wait. No.



Wait.

...Mommy?



What'd you see, Gaea?

Mommy fell down, and she won't get up!

Get out of the way, maybe someone can do CPR?

What's wrong with Mommy?

Mommy?

Mom?

Mommy?

GIGI FELL IN THE DOORWAY



Well screw that, I have InSim and teleport and Gigi is like -1 hours away from birth besides the point. Deimos should at least get to try to save her!



MY WIFE!

...YOU AGAIN?

THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN. LOOK AT THEM ALL!



THEY WILL BE SO LOST WITHOUT HER!



THEY DO LOOK A BIT CLUELESS



BUT I'LL JUST BE BACK HERE AGAIN IN A WEEK

BITCH WON'T EAT OR SLEEP



She's pregnant with our child.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME

I promise, this will be the last one. She lost the last baby, I can't lose her!



HELLS YEAH! Gigi, darling, you awake yet?

GIVE ME A SECOND TO WORK

Gigi?

JESUS CHRIST



Mommy?

Mom's DEAD! It's all cold and creepy there!

WAAAAAAH



Gigi! You're alive.

Mom just got up like LAZARUS!!



Yeah, I know that was exciting and all. But this baby is coming out of me NOW.



Mom!

Keep up, Hermes, Mom's not dead any more, but she is in labor!

...what?



Why the hell not?



One baby, a girl with the requisite hair and eye color...I don't think we've had her skintone in the brood yet. Her name is Nyx, after the goddess of the night.



So...wait. Daddy, is Mommy okay now?

Mommy is fine, and you have a new little sister.

...like I needed more little sisters.

Athena does have a point.



No, not really.

Just thank the gods that you escaped Gigi's fate, Hedwig, really.



What the hell just happened?

...the miracle of life!

This just isn't normal, Mom.



Yes, this is all your fault. Somewhat.



What is wrong with them?

Your father is a family sim. Your mother? She's an ISBI sim in an ISBI.



Our childhood sucks, and you're not helping!

Nan, we have to stick together against the new invader!



Isn't it a little early to be composing emo songs, Gaea?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...what did you just promise Death?



Who's hot stuff?

...Hermes...could you maybe not do that when I'm on the toilet?

Sorry, Mom.



Then he went and helped with the baby. Wow. I think you're a front-runner for Demeter's favorite sibling!



Gigi. He's already asleep. He can't impregnate you now.



Sorry Gaea. Your brother is just too horrible to share a bed with. If only there were an extra bed placed in one of the kids' rooms so none of you kids would be forced to share a bed...



...oh. My bad.



I'm tired and cranky!

And DUMB.



Why'd you poke me?

...because you're a bitch, Ananke.

...oh.



I think we should smother the baby in her sleep.

...that's going just a bit too far.

Oh. But I think if she's to US what WE are to Athena...

...we're in trouble.

Yep.



We're just going to make sure that she is the happiest baby. Ever. Then maybe she'll help kick Athena's ass.



Both of you boys? Demeter is such a slacker compared to you two!



I don't want to hear your excuses. You need to be nice to all of your brothers and sisters.

...but, Mommy, she called me a--

You did start it.



It's Athena's birthday!



Well, they can't reach me up here!



...you sure about that, honey?



Athena's cuuuuute!



Orientation~



And then I let Demeter escape go to college.



Even though she doesn't have XD eyes, I don't think she's a clone of Gigi. I suppose when the kids are older I will do my usual ~bodyshop scrutinizing~ so I can point out any cloneishness~



Thanks, Ulric.



Wait, what are you mopping, Hermes.



Apparently, Gaea wet herself.

...I believe she deserves that.



Aw, and then he made his own dinner.

Being older and responsible is tiring.

You're not getting out of school in the morning again.

...damnit.



Gigi left all the kids at home with Deimos and sent off her eldest in style.



Welp, I can't say I'll miss the smell of dirty diapers or the sounds of my sisters' screeching at each other.

But will you miss me?

...of course. You're my Mom.



Here's YA Demeter. Nyx is still a baby, though, so we've got a ways to go!

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ISBI STAT TIME~
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 5
Perma-Plat Sims: 3
Shrink Visits: 10
Social Bunny Visits: 1
Fires: 8
Self-Wettings: 15
Pass-Outs: 24
Fights: 20
Deaths: 10
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0
Miscarriages: 2
College Dropouts: 1

So, based on the last two generations, there's something about pregnancy number five that makes everything go to hell! Gigi's going to be the first sim in my game to die three times, LOL. (At least? Oh well, I better not tempt fate on that one.) Long update, but a lot happened in a relatively short time. Take out the aging spam and the DEATH spam, and it's more towards a normal sized update. I'm surprised at how different all the girls look, considering they all have the same hair and eye color, a relatively small range of skintones, and the large amount of them. Wonder how Nyx will turn out!

Probably Delines again next, so they are in sync with the Laurinces.

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