Randolph Legacy, Generation 2.3!
ISBI + pixel_trade challenge! Founder Ruther is by dragancaor and the current spouse is katu's Zoe Dork.
So, last time, the triplets were toddlers and the house was in chaos. Hera was pretty neglected, as she was already a teen, and didn't do much homework or anything. This did not make her very happy, as she's a Knowledge sim. Zeus still got the homework help he needed, and was making A's. Zoe finally managed to change a diaper, but still generally avoided that aspect of parenting. Ruther got a few promotions, Zoe kept stealing Hera's bed instead of using her own. The triplets became children. They reacted to this differently...Hades threw fits while Poseidon immediately jumped Zeus, besting him. Zeus became a teenager interested in ~Romance~. He also had the first bladder control incident of the ISBI.
Ruther is constantly conning his children into homework time by playing with them first.
Hera, don't worry about your grades. I'm suuuuure it's just a bump in the road!
I changed Hestia's skin. It may not look like it now, but it's a definite improvement on her older faces.
MY BABY BROTHER KICKED MY ASS!
AND THEN I PISSED MYSELF!
Zeus has the highest aspiration level in the house right now, btw.
Bullshit, you two, he just set his half-finished homework back on the ground!
I just got another A~
How can he possibly be more awesome than me?
Well, he didn't bring THAT home. That helps. Oh, so this neighborhood's fucked-up generated townie theme is really dark skin + really light hair and eyes. All of them. This wouldn't be so annoying if not for the fact that I shouldn't have had any generated townies!
Ignore that bizarre townie sandwich and greet scarred-id's Lulach Bean Sidhe, hurry!
I know you just got promoted, Ruther, but I think you should be concerned with the thing that's currently manhandling your daughter.
Poseidon actually likes his sister. Hestia, not the other one.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm just hanging out with my dad.
You don't see the issue with chilling in his bed while he sleeps?
It's not like Mom'll sleep here.
That's not the point!
A promotion? Are you kidding? I'm not going to waste my precious ONE teen command to get any of them a job!
FYI, Hera and Zeus both like girls.
I know you can cook, woman. Fucking eat!
There's only so much anyone can help, some things you've just gotta do by yourself, Zoe.
This is a last-ditch effort to get Hera's grade up from an F. Unfortunately, the bus came almost immediately after this, it's Friday, and Hera's set to graduate in the next day or so. So...
Why is my report card bad, Daddy?
Because you wouldn't sit still and do your homework like your brother?
Look, bitch game, it's not my fault he set his homework down on the floor at like 99% completion! Why do I have to get this pop-up every two hours for the next three days now?
Are you making breakfast, Dad? I'm soooo hungry.
Seriously, he burns everything, you might want to rethink this whole "I always beg my parents for meals" thing.
Ruther's got a couple vacation days left, and his last promotion unfortunately put him on working weekends, so he takes some time off to catch everyone up on their homework.
This is a fruitless effort, because Hera's "graduated," but I wasn't sure if it would bring her grade up to do this homework. It didn't.
Yeah, that's right, bitch, no newspaper for you today. Keep walking.
I lost? This game sucks!
Zeus is also practicing his smooth moves in the background. Fail-tastic.
Hestia's being a little shit in the bathroom. I've had a pattern lately with little girls and puddle stomping in my game.
OH NOES.
Hey! This bitch is in my bed, and I'm tired!
That's HERA'S bed, for the last time, you moron, and there's plenty of room next to your husband in YOUR bed.
Ungrateful brat...
And Zoe becomes the first pass-out of the legacy by absolutely refusing to sleep in a bed that's not Hera's.
I wonder how Ruther feels about this. :(
Just so you know, that puddle isn't Hera peeing, she's just trying to hold it in while waving her brother out of the bathroom.
Now THIS is Hera peeing herself next to the toilet in an empty bedroom. A+++++
I got promoted, but I took time off to spend it here with you guys!
I'm sure they are SO impressed...well, actually, it seems like they are.
I peed myself and I smell. D:
Hera had a glitchy stink cloud following her the rest of the day.
Hestia's homework pile is decimated as Zoe gets back in Hera's fucking bed. GODDAMN
Look, Poseidon, I'm tormenting our brother!
What the hell, Hera? And you smell like piss.
But...you peed yourself before, too!
Bored now.
I'm sorry, Zeus. Are you making dinner? I'm hungry.
Ugh, nevermind. I thought you could cook. I'll make it myself.
This, of course, did not prevent Hera from sitting down at a family meal later. I swear, she must squirrel away food she gets served into some hidey-hole for later, because she is constantly eating and not fat like a couple of her siblings.
Guys, couldn't you just decide on ONE person to do the dishes and prevent this?
You know, I think the fact that she was once on the honor roll and now is a fucking FAILURE is probably a sore spot.
Hera then partakes in her favorite hobby of picking up a book, opening it, closing it, then putting it back x10, only this time with SMUT. She's a blossoming young woman, you know!
HERA'S NEEDS ARE COMPLEX
Congratulations on actually having the 'rents care about whether or not you studied!
You are so nice to your brother!
...what?
I AM RUINING THIS HORRIBLE HIDEOUS PAINTING RAARRR
I thought this was funny at the time, because I thought it was HER painting.
NO COLLEGE FOR YOU
So, since Hera has graduated high school and can't go to college, she gets to stay home and play hacky sack with her mother all day. (Zoe works nights.)
ONE OF YOU COULD GREET ROCKO BECAUSE MOHAWKS ARE HOT
JUST SAYIN'
Hades evilly shows off his evil report card?
Thank god! One failure was enough.
Poseidon, you might want to ease up a fucking bit with the baseball. Just saying.
How in the hell does this help?
I'm mildly disappointed that these three went from borderline failures to being moderately well-adjusted.
Last shot of hot Ruther, SNIFFLE
Dude. Your son is wearing the same fucking shirt. You know what happens when random age outfits amuse me, right?
Oh shit.
Did you make me dinner?
God, Hera, it's just spaghetti and I burnt it. Go away.
I don't want to do my homework, I want to take a bath.
Good god, you do stink!
Hestia has ~personal hygeine issues~.
This picture is informative in two ways:
- Their bed obviously works and is not glitched out, so Zoe could very well sleep there.
- Zoe still finds old!Ruther hot. She just doesn't want to literally sleep with him. Who knows, maybe he snores.
At least this loser is making herself moderately useful during the day.
Then she goes to ruin the painting some more, and I realize two things. 1 - It's the founder portrait Ruther started when he still was young and hot. 2 - Only Hera has the ability to now "continue Still Life."
Well, I couldn't use her one command to send her to college, she can atone for her wrongs or something.
Ruther lures his child over her giant pile of homework in a moment of non-stinkiness.
Someone inherited his father's tendencies to burn food? Oh god, it would be hilarious if his LTW was Celebrity Chef, wouldn't it?
...shut up.
Well, it looks fine. I don't care that it's only worth a buck.
Ruther wanted to have a birthday party. Why not?
He invites over everyone he knows that's "eligible" in the pixel_trade sense. Most of them even show up!
Hestia
Hades aging up into that light-ass hair again
Poseidon, half-obscured by Ana Piper
Hestia, Hestia, Hestia, look what I can do!
I don't know if she's trying to impress her sister or Einstein here.
Hot damn, is that what you were doing instead of going to school all those years?
...maybe!
Hestia rolled Popularity.
Hades is looking slightly less evil these days, and he rolled Knowledge. With that outfit, that was a coincidence.
I gave Poseidon a hairdo that shows off the ears. He also rolled Popularity.
Hestia lets me know that she thinks marrying in two Dorks in a row is not a good idea.
HEY, STEP OFF. SHE IS NOT FOR YOU, SHE IS FOR FUTURE RANDOLPH MEN
Triplets are all hetero~
Oh, snap, are you going to pee yourself just like those older siblings you detest?
He finds a toilet and then does a total 360, BFF-thing with Hera.
Hestia is the only one with the good sense to interact with the possible future spouse pool.
You have had swings all of your life, and you suddenly can't get enough of them now? As teenagers, in the snow?
So, you know how Zoe always sleeps in her underwear and then walks around in it all day? I think all of her kids do the same thing except Zeus. And it's really bad having to see Hades squished into those briefs.
You set the kitchen on fire now? Were you luring me into a false sense of security?
The flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing heaving breaths. Heaving breaths.
WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT NOW, MOM?
FUCK THIS PAINTING AND FUCK BREAKFAST AND FUCK EVERYTHING
Hera only takes out her frustration on inanimate objects, in case you haven't noticed.
Hi guys.
How are you going to be popular if you constantly smell, Hestia?
If my parents had bought us instruments, I'd totally be a violin virtuoso by now.
No, you probably would've stomped it to pieces by now.
This is what caused giant flames to come out of the stove. It's a pretzel that looks like it was in a battle.
...and Poseidon is gonna eat it.
Ruther rises up his career slooooowly.
Wanna play hacky-sack?
You don't have to smell like a dirty hippie to do this, you know!
Yes, Poseidon, you are fierce.
Hera, your mother just made dessert in her underwear again. There is no food for you. Now go to the bathroom, and get the piss in the toilet this time.
Poseidon, this is just reinforcing your stupid sister's dependency!
Zeus graduated, got the Sim City Scholar's scholarship, and is going to college.
Bye!
I am going somewhere where I will never have to look at my brothers and sisters in their underwear ever again.
No, no you're not.
Bye, Zeusy, see you soon! I'll be there before too long!
No, no you won't.
Hestia is busy imagining what Poseidon would look like as a girl.
Look! Ruther has this thing! Too bad everyone besides him does enough autonomous cleaning to where teaching them with this would be moot.
Soon you will all grow up and get the hell out of this house!
Sorry, but at least one of them will be coming back!
So, I am hungry!
Well, stop hanging out with your loser daughter and make some food or something.
Or, you know, not.
You can't even pay the bills. You can, however, cook or get leftovers.
I think Hera can propel herself on the swing. It's about all she can do, but she can do it.
Let's hang out, Mom!
Sure!
Poseidon is no longer failing at school. However, looking at what he brought home on the school bus, he might be failing at other things.
Looks like Hestia's friend got over the fact that she occasionally smells.
So they were out of food. Ingredient food. They had plenty of leftovers and I have a hack that lets them get them out. So Zoe is still a moron.
They were needing a more expensive, higher-capacity fridge anyway. Ruther tells his stupid wife to sit her ass down and eat food.
So, I'm really really glad I met you.
Looks like Hestia's having second thoughts. Luckily, honey, random townies are ineligible.
Zoe got old AND a top for her undies. While actually cooking.
False alarm. You know, you wouldn't be starving all the time if the only food you prepared wasn't ~Nectarine Tartlette~.
So, I used the NPC and Townie Maker to spawn this hood a Grand Vampire, and I don't know how long he was there, STEAMING. LOL.
While I'm starting to wonder at all my elders aging up into the neon sweaters, I think it actually made for a really cute appropriate outfit in this case.
Look, Mom, I made some pudding!
Stop taking after your mother, Hera. She is failing an amazing amount lately.
One of you could, oh I don't know, GREET NATHAN PEET SO WE CAN ALL DROOL OVER HIM?
Bitches just want to sit in the kitchen, eating dessert, and getting fat. D:
He comes by again later, and Mr. I HAS AN A+ is too stupid to greet him, too.
Why is this grandpa the one bringing eligible teenagers home?
I was wondering where they all were, and I found these two outside...doing whatever the hell this is.
Hestia demonstrates her own unique issues with cooking. I don't know what her problem was, but I ended up moving that painting "just in case."
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE ALWAYS IN MY BED?
I just don't know. Hera, at least, went and slept in another bed.
So, I am awesome!
No, you're not.
Hestia is a bragger.
Psh, bitch I am too awesome. Watch your back.
Don't look at me like that, you are the one who finished up that meal your sister abandoned at the stove. AND burnt it. I've never burnt spaghetti.
So then you just put the opposite side over the hypoteneuse and...what is it, Hera?
How come you never helped me with my homework? Oh, and are you making lunch?
Which one of you served a meal for your retarded sister? OWN UP NOW
Christ, Hera, you are aging up to an adult in TWO MINUTES and being temporarily shipped to the family bin until heirship is decided. You couldn't have waited for the urge to pass?
Well, anyone who expected something besides this hasn't been paying attention.
You are certainly presenting an attractive possibility to potential mates here.
What do you mean I can't go to college?
It's a cute house. Shame about the crazy hobo on the front lawn.
You finished high school with an F like six years ago, this should not have come as a surprise.
So, she's not looking quite as much as her mother as I thought she was.
One down, three to go!
What are you talking about, Hestia?
Hey now, not so fast. She's going to the family bin so she doesn't age too much before I pick an heir!
My baby is moving out on her own!
You weren't so upset when Zeus left.
He can feed himself.
It's kind of boring with only the triplets left. They take turns hanging out with each other. It's too peaceful.
I put in a pool because Ruther was overheating on the treadmill, and perhaps he can trick Hades into joining him and putting a stop to the eye-rape that is him in his underwear.
Yeah, it'll be awhile if Einstein ever joins the family.
Hestia must have changed her mind about her "friend."
This is about as far as the bootycall gets, because Ruther is sleeping in the only double bed.
...you know, the torchholder isn't supposed to do this shit.
So close to LTW, yet still so far.
The triplets enjoy a last little bit of fun before they get shipped off to college. No post-graduation bumming for them.
I haven't had a chance card for a loooooong time. Zoe, keeping in theme with her current FAILRIFFIC state, loses her job.
Well, let's look on the bright side here.
Zoe is a fortune sim and that job was the only thing keeping her from absolute insanity!
College cutscene because you know you love it. I attached La Fiesta Tech this time, but I gutted a plasticbox apartment lot and made it into a dormitory.
STILL LOL AT MATCHING SHIRTS. Oh and I just noticed here that Ruther lost his eyebrows when he aged up.
~POIGNANT MOMENT~
Damn, Zeus, those pants are too tight for a fatty like you. For serious.
ISBI STAT TIME~
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 2
Self-Wettings: 2
Pass-Outs: 1
Fights: 1
Deaths: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0
SERIOUS HEIR DISCUSSION TIME
Hera
Aspiration: Knowledge
Pros:
- Gen 3 starts almost immediately!
- If I'm controlling her, she might actually eat.
- She's probably pretty insane at this point.
- Elf ears!
Cons:
- I just attached a Uni and made a dorm and I kinda want to play it.
- Unknown LTW may require a degree to even attempt.
- Looks quite a bit like Zoe.
Zeus
Aspiration: Romance
Pros:
- Uni
- Good blend of parents.
- Elf ears!
Cons:
- The house is crazy enough without making a Romance sim marry in a wife.
- Do I have enough sims in a new hood to fulfill a 20 lover-related LTW?
- Have to playthrough Uni before Gen 3.
Hades
Aspiration: Knowledge
Pros:
- Uni
- Knowledge LTWs are usually easy.
Cons:
- Looks a LOT like Ruther.
- Does the lazy HURRR thing.
- No elf ears.
- Have to play through Uni before Gen 3.
Hestia
Aspiration: Popularity
Pros:
- Uni
- Good blend of parents.
- Adorable!
Cons:
- No elf ears.
- Have to play through Uni before Gen 3.
Poseidon
Aspiration: Popularity
Pros:
- Uni
- Good blend of parents.
- Elf ears.
- Hawt.
Cons:
- Have to play through Uni before Gen 3.
I would like to decide on heir before playing any further, but I do have the day off tomorrow so I may just go ahead and force a decision. Hmm. Well, for curiosity's sake, let's do a poll! I just reserve the right to ignore the results. :D
Poll Generation 2 Heir
Hensons are next in the schedule, but I might use up their playtime to build them some more lots like a hardware store. Yes, they need a hardware store, so shut up. D:
So, last time, the triplets were toddlers and the house was in chaos. Hera was pretty neglected, as she was already a teen, and didn't do much homework or anything. This did not make her very happy, as she's a Knowledge sim. Zeus still got the homework help he needed, and was making A's. Zoe finally managed to change a diaper, but still generally avoided that aspect of parenting. Ruther got a few promotions, Zoe kept stealing Hera's bed instead of using her own. The triplets became children. They reacted to this differently...Hades threw fits while Poseidon immediately jumped Zeus, besting him. Zeus became a teenager interested in ~Romance~. He also had the first bladder control incident of the ISBI.
Ruther is constantly conning his children into homework time by playing with them first.
Hera, don't worry about your grades. I'm suuuuure it's just a bump in the road!
I changed Hestia's skin. It may not look like it now, but it's a definite improvement on her older faces.
MY BABY BROTHER KICKED MY ASS!
AND THEN I PISSED MYSELF!
Zeus has the highest aspiration level in the house right now, btw.
Bullshit, you two, he just set his half-finished homework back on the ground!
I just got another A~
How can he possibly be more awesome than me?
Well, he didn't bring THAT home. That helps. Oh, so this neighborhood's fucked-up generated townie theme is really dark skin + really light hair and eyes. All of them. This wouldn't be so annoying if not for the fact that I shouldn't have had any generated townies!
Ignore that bizarre townie sandwich and greet scarred-id's Lulach Bean Sidhe, hurry!
I know you just got promoted, Ruther, but I think you should be concerned with the thing that's currently manhandling your daughter.
Poseidon actually likes his sister. Hestia, not the other one.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm just hanging out with my dad.
You don't see the issue with chilling in his bed while he sleeps?
It's not like Mom'll sleep here.
That's not the point!
A promotion? Are you kidding? I'm not going to waste my precious ONE teen command to get any of them a job!
FYI, Hera and Zeus both like girls.
I know you can cook, woman. Fucking eat!
There's only so much anyone can help, some things you've just gotta do by yourself, Zoe.
This is a last-ditch effort to get Hera's grade up from an F. Unfortunately, the bus came almost immediately after this, it's Friday, and Hera's set to graduate in the next day or so. So...
Why is my report card bad, Daddy?
Because you wouldn't sit still and do your homework like your brother?
Look, bitch game, it's not my fault he set his homework down on the floor at like 99% completion! Why do I have to get this pop-up every two hours for the next three days now?
Are you making breakfast, Dad? I'm soooo hungry.
Seriously, he burns everything, you might want to rethink this whole "I always beg my parents for meals" thing.
Ruther's got a couple vacation days left, and his last promotion unfortunately put him on working weekends, so he takes some time off to catch everyone up on their homework.
This is a fruitless effort, because Hera's "graduated," but I wasn't sure if it would bring her grade up to do this homework. It didn't.
Yeah, that's right, bitch, no newspaper for you today. Keep walking.
I lost? This game sucks!
Zeus is also practicing his smooth moves in the background. Fail-tastic.
Hestia's being a little shit in the bathroom. I've had a pattern lately with little girls and puddle stomping in my game.
OH NOES.
Hey! This bitch is in my bed, and I'm tired!
That's HERA'S bed, for the last time, you moron, and there's plenty of room next to your husband in YOUR bed.
Ungrateful brat...
And Zoe becomes the first pass-out of the legacy by absolutely refusing to sleep in a bed that's not Hera's.
I wonder how Ruther feels about this. :(
Just so you know, that puddle isn't Hera peeing, she's just trying to hold it in while waving her brother out of the bathroom.
Now THIS is Hera peeing herself next to the toilet in an empty bedroom. A+++++
I got promoted, but I took time off to spend it here with you guys!
I'm sure they are SO impressed...well, actually, it seems like they are.
I peed myself and I smell. D:
Hera had a glitchy stink cloud following her the rest of the day.
Hestia's homework pile is decimated as Zoe gets back in Hera's fucking bed. GODDAMN
Look, Poseidon, I'm tormenting our brother!
What the hell, Hera? And you smell like piss.
But...you peed yourself before, too!
Bored now.
I'm sorry, Zeus. Are you making dinner? I'm hungry.
Ugh, nevermind. I thought you could cook. I'll make it myself.
This, of course, did not prevent Hera from sitting down at a family meal later. I swear, she must squirrel away food she gets served into some hidey-hole for later, because she is constantly eating and not fat like a couple of her siblings.
Guys, couldn't you just decide on ONE person to do the dishes and prevent this?
You know, I think the fact that she was once on the honor roll and now is a fucking FAILURE is probably a sore spot.
Hera then partakes in her favorite hobby of picking up a book, opening it, closing it, then putting it back x10, only this time with SMUT. She's a blossoming young woman, you know!
HERA'S NEEDS ARE COMPLEX
Congratulations on actually having the 'rents care about whether or not you studied!
You are so nice to your brother!
...what?
I AM RUINING THIS HORRIBLE HIDEOUS PAINTING RAARRR
I thought this was funny at the time, because I thought it was HER painting.
NO COLLEGE FOR YOU
So, since Hera has graduated high school and can't go to college, she gets to stay home and play hacky sack with her mother all day. (Zoe works nights.)
ONE OF YOU COULD GREET ROCKO BECAUSE MOHAWKS ARE HOT
JUST SAYIN'
Hades evilly shows off his evil report card?
Thank god! One failure was enough.
Poseidon, you might want to ease up a fucking bit with the baseball. Just saying.
How in the hell does this help?
I'm mildly disappointed that these three went from borderline failures to being moderately well-adjusted.
Last shot of hot Ruther, SNIFFLE
Dude. Your son is wearing the same fucking shirt. You know what happens when random age outfits amuse me, right?
Oh shit.
Did you make me dinner?
God, Hera, it's just spaghetti and I burnt it. Go away.
I don't want to do my homework, I want to take a bath.
Good god, you do stink!
Hestia has ~personal hygeine issues~.
This picture is informative in two ways:
- Their bed obviously works and is not glitched out, so Zoe could very well sleep there.
- Zoe still finds old!Ruther hot. She just doesn't want to literally sleep with him. Who knows, maybe he snores.
At least this loser is making herself moderately useful during the day.
Then she goes to ruin the painting some more, and I realize two things. 1 - It's the founder portrait Ruther started when he still was young and hot. 2 - Only Hera has the ability to now "continue Still Life."
Well, I couldn't use her one command to send her to college, she can atone for her wrongs or something.
Ruther lures his child over her giant pile of homework in a moment of non-stinkiness.
Someone inherited his father's tendencies to burn food? Oh god, it would be hilarious if his LTW was Celebrity Chef, wouldn't it?
...shut up.
Well, it looks fine. I don't care that it's only worth a buck.
Ruther wanted to have a birthday party. Why not?
He invites over everyone he knows that's "eligible" in the pixel_trade sense. Most of them even show up!
Hestia
Hades aging up into that light-ass hair again
Poseidon, half-obscured by Ana Piper
Hestia, Hestia, Hestia, look what I can do!
I don't know if she's trying to impress her sister or Einstein here.
Hot damn, is that what you were doing instead of going to school all those years?
...maybe!
Hestia rolled Popularity.
Hades is looking slightly less evil these days, and he rolled Knowledge. With that outfit, that was a coincidence.
I gave Poseidon a hairdo that shows off the ears. He also rolled Popularity.
Hestia lets me know that she thinks marrying in two Dorks in a row is not a good idea.
HEY, STEP OFF. SHE IS NOT FOR YOU, SHE IS FOR FUTURE RANDOLPH MEN
Triplets are all hetero~
Oh, snap, are you going to pee yourself just like those older siblings you detest?
He finds a toilet and then does a total 360, BFF-thing with Hera.
Hestia is the only one with the good sense to interact with the possible future spouse pool.
You have had swings all of your life, and you suddenly can't get enough of them now? As teenagers, in the snow?
So, you know how Zoe always sleeps in her underwear and then walks around in it all day? I think all of her kids do the same thing except Zeus. And it's really bad having to see Hades squished into those briefs.
You set the kitchen on fire now? Were you luring me into a false sense of security?
The flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing heaving breaths. Heaving breaths.
WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT NOW, MOM?
FUCK THIS PAINTING AND FUCK BREAKFAST AND FUCK EVERYTHING
Hera only takes out her frustration on inanimate objects, in case you haven't noticed.
Hi guys.
How are you going to be popular if you constantly smell, Hestia?
If my parents had bought us instruments, I'd totally be a violin virtuoso by now.
No, you probably would've stomped it to pieces by now.
This is what caused giant flames to come out of the stove. It's a pretzel that looks like it was in a battle.
...and Poseidon is gonna eat it.
Ruther rises up his career slooooowly.
Wanna play hacky-sack?
You don't have to smell like a dirty hippie to do this, you know!
Yes, Poseidon, you are fierce.
Hera, your mother just made dessert in her underwear again. There is no food for you. Now go to the bathroom, and get the piss in the toilet this time.
Poseidon, this is just reinforcing your stupid sister's dependency!
Zeus graduated, got the Sim City Scholar's scholarship, and is going to college.
Bye!
I am going somewhere where I will never have to look at my brothers and sisters in their underwear ever again.
No, no you're not.
Bye, Zeusy, see you soon! I'll be there before too long!
No, no you won't.
Hestia is busy imagining what Poseidon would look like as a girl.
Look! Ruther has this thing! Too bad everyone besides him does enough autonomous cleaning to where teaching them with this would be moot.
Soon you will all grow up and get the hell out of this house!
Sorry, but at least one of them will be coming back!
So, I am hungry!
Well, stop hanging out with your loser daughter and make some food or something.
Or, you know, not.
You can't even pay the bills. You can, however, cook or get leftovers.
I think Hera can propel herself on the swing. It's about all she can do, but she can do it.
Let's hang out, Mom!
Sure!
Poseidon is no longer failing at school. However, looking at what he brought home on the school bus, he might be failing at other things.
Looks like Hestia's friend got over the fact that she occasionally smells.
So they were out of food. Ingredient food. They had plenty of leftovers and I have a hack that lets them get them out. So Zoe is still a moron.
They were needing a more expensive, higher-capacity fridge anyway. Ruther tells his stupid wife to sit her ass down and eat food.
So, I'm really really glad I met you.
Looks like Hestia's having second thoughts. Luckily, honey, random townies are ineligible.
Zoe got old AND a top for her undies. While actually cooking.
False alarm. You know, you wouldn't be starving all the time if the only food you prepared wasn't ~Nectarine Tartlette~.
So, I used the NPC and Townie Maker to spawn this hood a Grand Vampire, and I don't know how long he was there, STEAMING. LOL.
While I'm starting to wonder at all my elders aging up into the neon sweaters, I think it actually made for a really cute appropriate outfit in this case.
Look, Mom, I made some pudding!
Stop taking after your mother, Hera. She is failing an amazing amount lately.
One of you could, oh I don't know, GREET NATHAN PEET SO WE CAN ALL DROOL OVER HIM?
Bitches just want to sit in the kitchen, eating dessert, and getting fat. D:
He comes by again later, and Mr. I HAS AN A+ is too stupid to greet him, too.
Why is this grandpa the one bringing eligible teenagers home?
I was wondering where they all were, and I found these two outside...doing whatever the hell this is.
Hestia demonstrates her own unique issues with cooking. I don't know what her problem was, but I ended up moving that painting "just in case."
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE ALWAYS IN MY BED?
I just don't know. Hera, at least, went and slept in another bed.
So, I am awesome!
No, you're not.
Hestia is a bragger.
Psh, bitch I am too awesome. Watch your back.
Don't look at me like that, you are the one who finished up that meal your sister abandoned at the stove. AND burnt it. I've never burnt spaghetti.
So then you just put the opposite side over the hypoteneuse and...what is it, Hera?
How come you never helped me with my homework? Oh, and are you making lunch?
Which one of you served a meal for your retarded sister? OWN UP NOW
Christ, Hera, you are aging up to an adult in TWO MINUTES and being temporarily shipped to the family bin until heirship is decided. You couldn't have waited for the urge to pass?
Well, anyone who expected something besides this hasn't been paying attention.
You are certainly presenting an attractive possibility to potential mates here.
What do you mean I can't go to college?
It's a cute house. Shame about the crazy hobo on the front lawn.
You finished high school with an F like six years ago, this should not have come as a surprise.
So, she's not looking quite as much as her mother as I thought she was.
One down, three to go!
What are you talking about, Hestia?
Hey now, not so fast. She's going to the family bin so she doesn't age too much before I pick an heir!
My baby is moving out on her own!
You weren't so upset when Zeus left.
He can feed himself.
It's kind of boring with only the triplets left. They take turns hanging out with each other. It's too peaceful.
I put in a pool because Ruther was overheating on the treadmill, and perhaps he can trick Hades into joining him and putting a stop to the eye-rape that is him in his underwear.
Yeah, it'll be awhile if Einstein ever joins the family.
Hestia must have changed her mind about her "friend."
This is about as far as the bootycall gets, because Ruther is sleeping in the only double bed.
...you know, the torchholder isn't supposed to do this shit.
So close to LTW, yet still so far.
The triplets enjoy a last little bit of fun before they get shipped off to college. No post-graduation bumming for them.
I haven't had a chance card for a loooooong time. Zoe, keeping in theme with her current FAILRIFFIC state, loses her job.
Well, let's look on the bright side here.
Zoe is a fortune sim and that job was the only thing keeping her from absolute insanity!
College cutscene because you know you love it. I attached La Fiesta Tech this time, but I gutted a plasticbox apartment lot and made it into a dormitory.
STILL LOL AT MATCHING SHIRTS. Oh and I just noticed here that Ruther lost his eyebrows when he aged up.
~POIGNANT MOMENT~
Damn, Zeus, those pants are too tight for a fatty like you. For serious.
ISBI STAT TIME~
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 1
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 2
Self-Wettings: 2
Pass-Outs: 1
Fights: 1
Deaths: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0
SERIOUS HEIR DISCUSSION TIME
Hera
Aspiration: Knowledge
Pros:
- Gen 3 starts almost immediately!
- If I'm controlling her, she might actually eat.
- She's probably pretty insane at this point.
- Elf ears!
Cons:
- I just attached a Uni and made a dorm and I kinda want to play it.
- Unknown LTW may require a degree to even attempt.
- Looks quite a bit like Zoe.
Zeus
Aspiration: Romance
Pros:
- Uni
- Good blend of parents.
- Elf ears!
Cons:
- The house is crazy enough without making a Romance sim marry in a wife.
- Do I have enough sims in a new hood to fulfill a 20 lover-related LTW?
- Have to playthrough Uni before Gen 3.
Hades
Aspiration: Knowledge
Pros:
- Uni
- Knowledge LTWs are usually easy.
Cons:
- Looks a LOT like Ruther.
- Does the lazy HURRR thing.
- No elf ears.
- Have to play through Uni before Gen 3.
Hestia
Aspiration: Popularity
Pros:
- Uni
- Good blend of parents.
- Adorable!
Cons:
- No elf ears.
- Have to play through Uni before Gen 3.
Poseidon
Aspiration: Popularity
Pros:
- Uni
- Good blend of parents.
- Elf ears.
- Hawt.
Cons:
- Have to play through Uni before Gen 3.
I would like to decide on heir before playing any further, but I do have the day off tomorrow so I may just go ahead and force a decision. Hmm. Well, for curiosity's sake, let's do a poll! I just reserve the right to ignore the results. :D
Poll Generation 2 Heir
Hensons are next in the schedule, but I might use up their playtime to build them some more lots like a hardware store. Yes, they need a hardware store, so shut up. D: