Last time...was a month ago! I'm sorry, guys. O_o
Desiree had her fourth daughter, Cassidy. Evie became a child. Jessie became a teen Popularity sim, and Alexis became a teen Romance sim. Jessie made lots of (boy)friends, and Alexis had a little trouble hooking a catch of her own. She did, however, eventually get her first kiss. Unfortunately, if we were having a contest, she would lose because she only managed it after Jessie lost her V-card. Cassidy became a ridiculously adorable toddler.
Oh, and Joseph was playing with Evie's toys constantly. So stop blaming your sister if Groucho Brick is misplaced!
This? Makes me honestly grateful that the Hensons don't have winter, so they have no snow days!
Look, Jessie, catching up on your reading in your grandparents' bedroom while they are sleeping? A little creepy.
Hopefully Joseph's family sim urges are contained for awhile.
There's like five feet of snow outside!
One of the few times that the weather reaction is warrented.
Evie doesn't care if the snow's up to her thighs, she's gonna make a snowman!
So Desiree, at the ripe age of like 34, wanted to learn how to make a pop tart. How is it?
Mhhhmmm hmmm ummm.
Good?
Mmmhmm.
Good.
Now get inside before you turn blue!
It's been a loooong time since I had anybody adopt a kid in game, so I figured why the hell not? Maybe this way we'll actually get a boy!
Naomi's still got it.
WARNING
THIS UPDATE IS FULL OF CASSIDY SPAM
Now that Desiree's in the paranormal career, she works evenings like her parents. Here she is, trying to have a friendly chat with her mother...for like the first time in her life.
Jessie is still taking care of her baby sister, but that's more because she likes her a lot than anything else. Good reason!
WARNING: This update is full of Alexis making really stupid faces at other people's videogames.
I still think Desiree was totally lying when she said she was a Knowledge sim.
Alexis tries to find a SECOND guy willing to kiss her. She's paying full price~
...okay, HE'S worth it.
He also thinks Alexis is hot, but, to be fair, he's obviously got a concussion.
Maybe you should've worn head protection to the dating agency! You know how they roll...
She may unfortunately look like Ms. Dunst, but she's smarter!
They continue their date, unaware that they have picked up a very dangerous stalker.
Her date's name is Darryl, and I am in love with him. They have three bolts...it's such a waste!
Nobody else was in the room at the time. I don't know why she's doing this.
Guys, seriously, I think he might be planning something dangerous.
^____________^ KAWAII DESU NE?
Due to the unnaturally high levels of attraction, Alexis gets further with Darryl than she has with anyone in her life.
Dude, I may have just used ~fangirl Japanese~, but that does not give you carte blanche to be a weeaboo. Especially in Evie's room. Now go home.
Desiree dreams pleasant dreams of some dude I'm rather sure she's never met.
Well, now we know where Alexis gets it from.
OH THAT SPECIAL DAY HAS ARRIVED
Bitch hasn't even made it in the house yet, and she's already complaining about the furniture!
Meet Ria. This family can't even BUY a boy.
Despite the fact that the only time I've seen a social worker in my game is one experiment to fill the pool, I still have to deal with this horribly bitchy one.
This is when I started to suspect the problem was Ria, as she was dropped off in the snow, in direct line for the giant pile on the roof to avalanche her.
She was carried out of harm's way by Naomi, of all people! Though perhaps she decided that even the worst brat shouldn't be left within reach of the Penguin.
How did I get a new grandkid? I don't remember Desiree being pregnant.
Nice to know that they're not going to change their ways now that they're older. It's their way--the HIGH way!
Cassidy doesn't seem to mind having Ria around. Even though she's got quite a bit of attention, as she has stuff that Desiree can teach her!
Though Cassidy's about to grow up, so that may be why.
Moment of cute truth!
That's a rather somber outfit you have there!
Guys. I don't do this very often, but I think I have a front-runner for heir!
OH JOSEPH WHAT A WONDERFUL JOKE
...at least Evie will get you some Asp points unless someone unexpectedly dies.
Desiree's smokin' in that outfit!
See, Joseph? Babies aren't so fun!
YAY I POTTY.
All right, they are cute, I'll give you that.
While I am proud that Ratna turned down the young burger flipper with a saucy "No you di'n't," I'm a little confused. This is the guy that didn't bat an eye when his wife's coworker continually hit on and smooched her.
And you say I'm drugged up all the time.
Naomi. You ARE!
He seems happier to be doing this.
Evie. Poor, forgotten middle child? Forced to make so many muffins she can now make them well?
Your move, Lex. Then go eat a sandwich.
(That skin looks skeletal from the back!)
Desiree's 2nd LTW! And she's staying as a Cult Leader, I don't care. This is awesome.
Ria deserves a little toddler spammage, don't ya think?
Jessie! I leave to get a sandwich and now you're playing with Cass?
...she's doing better than you were!
Great, inappropriate AND funny-looking. I'm so conflicted.
I love his look here.
How the hell did you get out of the nursery?
STILL LOVE THOSE BABIES NOW?
No, my sims really do not need a singing Billy Bass, thanks.
There was once a Bear. Who studied a lot and got scholarships and reached the top of his Teen Bear career and made his Mother very, very happy.
No pressure, Ria.
This is one of Jessie's friends. Popularity sims will hang out with anybody!
Cassidy LOVES school. Cassidy loves EVERYTHING.
Aaaaaand it's Evie's birthday!
She's cute, but we knew she would be, because so's Jessie.
Evie rolled Knowledge, and her LTW is to become Education Minister.
Jessie obviously shares her grandmother's suspicion of recycling.
Don't ask me why she's in her swimsuit in January. I had nothing to do with it.
Yeah, I lost my virginity right after I became a teen.
Evie's right behind you! Don't give her the wrong idea...
GHOOOOOOOST BATH
Is this the first appearance of the hottest ghost ever?
Nice, peaceful eye-to-eye from one dissatisfied Romance sim to another?
Of course not!
What the hell could you do here with a hammer?
IF I HAD A HAMMER, I'D HAMMER IN THE MORNING. HAMMER IN THE EVENING. ALL OVER THIS LAND.
...okay. You do that.
Her shirt didn't lie~
I'm sorry I don't like you more, Alexis. You totally deserve it. It's not either one of our faults'.
She got a double dose of being an idiot on the couch from her parents, though.
Ratna, I really don't think Desiree is interested in whatever you want at the moment!
This shot is just here to show you all that Naomi's stash is not going to waste.
I got a magic crystal ball date for Evie. Townie type: Happy Asian confirmed!
Here's where I noticed Evie's a shy sim. Yeah, I never pay attention to their personalities until they actually display one.
Desiree does NOT approve of Evie's date.
I've already got like a million scholarships!
...bitch.
He must be a poor college student.
Well, stop sneaking into your kid's bedroom when it's her ~alone time~ with Joseph!
That necklace is stupid!
...b-but I like it.
Jessie decides she needs some standards when picking friends.
Evie told him she liked J-Rock.
...what do you want?
I noticed that two of the kids have had black-haired dates lately, and--
They tried to bribe you, but you would have none of it!
Cassidy is very disappointed that she only has a B+ after two days of school.
I don't know what Evie's doing, but her date seems to like it!
Aw, a first kiss for Evie~
DO NOT WANT
DISAPPROVE, DISAPPROVE
...I don't know what Desiree's problem is. You'd have thought she'd have shown up when Jessie was banging dudes, if she was such a prude.
Aaaand it's Ria's birthday!
Bitch, stop cheering.
While Joseph distracts his wife, Evie LEAPS.
Don't look so thrilled, Ria.
Now she has long hair. I think it suits her.
Now that I'm a big kid, we can do stuff together!
*nod nod*
See, just because they're girls, doesn't mean that they can't be violent!
Cassidy is a nice sim. That means she will never stop smiling.
Ria...still hating on the shelving.
I have a secret about Grandpa! *whisper whisper*
*LOTS OF GIRLISH GIGGLING*
And he wants to be friends with both of you, too! For shame!
I'm beginning to think Ria has some problems with spatial reasoning.
Now, Cassidy had all these wants. Play with Ria, Talk to Ria, Tell Joke to Ria, RIA RIA RIA. So I check her personality.
No outgoing points. (Okay, one, but that's just about none.)
This doesn't look like no outgoing points.
The twins have graduated high school, so they've got a day to wrap up their loose ends (namely, turning any seven-point skills into eight) and then they are going to college.
I warned you about the Cassidy spam!
Cassidy wanted to do every winter thing, ever. So, after the snowball fight, she and Ria did this.
Then this.
Hell yeah, I bought a cocoa maker just for Cassidy! Wouldn't you?
This would be cuter if the snow wasn't knee-deep.
Ria doesn't complain to her adopted family. She's too polite for that. She complains to ME. CONSTANTLY.
Alexis goes to college...
...but even GHOST DOMINICK helps send off Jessie! XD
Don't let this nice exchange fool you. I somehow missed it, but Ratna's last scare memory is Dominick's doing.
Not only does Evie's date give her a STOVE, it's a cheap-ass STOVE. Thanks a lot!
~COLLEGE TRANSITION~
YA Jessie. I know everybody's been using this hair, but I wanted to give her a different ponytail. :(
YA Alexis. I don't know, there's still something about her I don't like. ...sorry.
Anyway, these two will hang out ~in limbo~ until their sisters join them!
I don't know who I'm going to play next, but I have several requested sims ready to upload. However, I had a long day at work, so I am just going to veg out for the rest of the evening. If it involves lying down, I am SO there.