And I came to the realization that I am slightly warped.

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Caught in the act at his local Walmart last night, Ralph Conone admitted that for months he'd been punching children in the backs of their heads with his keys in his fist, Columbus police said today.

The 68-year-old grandfather also told them why, police said: He simply got a kick out of it.

"He stated that he does this because of the excitement

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Of course not XD

Plus, my grandfather is 69.

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Yeah, many kids these days are real shitheads XD

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LOL Well, he did make a couple of kids bleed, but they were fine afterward.

But yeah, I was laughing so hard when I read this.