Report #001

[righttobegod]

One would think that when waking up in a new world with no memories, you would have assistance upon arrival. A pink octopus is not assistance, in case anyone involved in helping new citizens believed it was. Luckily, the map and this journal were somewhat helpful. Speaking of which, this journal is quite the peculiar thing. Everyone can read what

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[kleptomonkey]

We have an octopus?!

[righttobegod]

Apparently.

[redhead_rabbit]

A pink octupus? Ya got a weird greeter, yeah.

[righttobegod]

That thing was considered a "greeter"?

[redhead_rabbit]

I dunno. Mine was pretty human.

[righttobegod]

And I had the misfortune of not even seeing a human until I left the place.

I am curious as to what made them decide an octopus would do the job.

[subject_e0057]

...Bernard was there to greet you? She's typically harmless, if a little over-excitable. I'm surprised she got all the way to the hatchery.

It's good to meet you, Redfield. I'm Raise. Is there anything I could help you with that you're confused about?

[righttobegod]

It's a she? ...Never mind that.

Likewise, Raise. Would you happen to know why I don't remember anything except from that dream? Most people are not born at my age, and that dream involved myself so I am sure something happened before my arrival here.

And who the hell decided it would be a good idea to give me girly clothes?

[subject_e0057]

...Surprisingly. The pink is a tip-off, though. I think she was some affection issues, but I've never really looked into it. I just wave to her or something when I visit the aquarium. Drake- an old friend of mine- knew her better.

The whys... not so much. Everyone here has woken without their memories and with a bizarre dream. We just have to carry on without it for the time being. There are opportunities to regain out memories slowly, but they're hardly as common as anyone would like. But that's just fort of how Edensphere is.

....Probably Iris.

[righttobegod]

The name Bernard is not as much as a clue as the pink..

Hm. Then I will have to see what I can do to fix all of that...

And who is this Iris?

[ihavetwodads]

A pink octopus?!

[righttobegod]

Yes. She was my greeter, was no help, and her name, apparently, is Bernard...

[ihavetwodads]

...But that's a guy's name.

[righttobegod]

Yes...

[fewterer]

Pink octopus?

[righttobegod]

As I told the other, my greeter was a pink octopus named Bernard that was of no help to me.

[fewterer]

I just had one greeter, and that guy was an asshole.

I didn't even know there was a pink octopus here. At least you weren't here for those giant ants.

[righttobegod]

...Giant ants?