"this is a direct line to the president!"

[riffraff]

screw cell phones, i'll just get a portable rotary phone.

if i get the red version then it can't possibly be my fault if i get pulled over for answering my phone while i'm driving-can't you see it's a red phone, officer? it must be an emergency!

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[vyl8]

$400 is a lot of money for "entertainment purposes only"