let the re-education begin.

[wrecklessly]

ASSOLOGY

-noun. [ahss-ol-uh-jee]
1. The science of NASCAR drivers' gluteus maximus asses.
2. The reason there are fangirls in NASCAR.
3. The redefinition of ridinxdirtyTo post your projects, please put "Driver's Name by Your Name." (You can also use your username in place of your name, whichever you use, that's what will go on your PhD certificate.) Post it

Comments

Denny Hamlin by TaraBelle

[dhamsbiggestfan]

A little rap by DHAM's biggest fan...
About a roasted Hamlin ham.

Re: Denny Hamlin by TaraBelle

[autumndandelion]

Awesome job! Great rap!

= D

Re: Denny Hamlin by TaraBelle

[alexwhitman25]

Hee! That was lulztastic.

Re: Denny Hamlin by TaraBelle

[reutfan4life]

LOL! Love the rap!

Tony Stewart by Chrissy

[iliveforsports]

*clears throat* AHEMMM. I wrote a song. I hope you guys enjoy it.

Oh, my, god

Re: Tony Stewart by Chrissy

[wrecklessly]

(I don't mind if that it's late.. I'm slowly fulfilling my assignments so people can just post as they please ;D)

TONY GOT BACK FTW!!!!!!

They should make Juicy Couture for men (if they don't already). Tony's butt would fit nicely in one of those pants with "Juicy" splayed across the ass lmao

Re: Tony Stewart by Chrissy

[iliveforsports]

LMAO OMG YES! I could so not see him walking around in those tracksuits. Just too bad there's no juicy on the ass. Although, one could try photo shopping it.. *snort*

Re: Tony Stewart by Chrissy

[wrecklessly]

It wouldn't be just any tracksuit. You know Tony would go for the velour ones LOL talk about a huggable furry teddy bear...

Casey Mears' Rears by mearsgang

[greeneyedsarah]

Re: Casey Mears' Rears by mearsgang

[greeneyedsarah]

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[greeneyedsarah]

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[greeneyedsarah]

Landon Cassill by TaraBelle

[dhamsbiggestfan]

I know this is a late entry and all, but I happened to see this pic and couldnt help but not do a Landon 'assology' with the help of my friend.

Enjoy ladies!

Re: Landon Cassill by TaraBelle

[wrecklessly]

*giggles* THANK YOU FOR COVERING MOOSHY! \O/

Re: Landon Cassill by TaraBelle

[dhamsbiggestfan]

You're welcome, I was just hoping you wouldnt care if i just threw him on in...

My friends a big Landon fan and shes like you have an ass shot of him so we went and found it and we had fun writing that.

You're welcome bbz!

Re: Landon Cassill by TaraBelle

[alexwhitman25]

YAYZ!!!! LANDONNNNN!!!

Tony Stewart by Jazz.

[zombiezoo]

*stands up in front of the class, glances at paper in hand*

I will admit that I wasn't all that prepared for this project, so I decided that I would write up a little story that might shock some of you.

At first, I was a bit hesitant to sign up for Assology 101, but I felt that I didn't have so much of a choice after I failed this test. Once I read about this assignment, I felt like the kid in class that didn't want to get called on and would just hope to be skimmed over by the teacher. It's that moment where you feel so small, but little did I know that the driver I signed up for...wasn't so small at all.

The only rear having anything to do with Tony Stewart that I've ever paid attention to is the rear of his car. (You: *GASPS*) It's all I've ever noticed, really. I mean, you see it a lot when Tony's leading a race *winks*

Re: Tony Stewart by Jazz.

[alexwhitman25]

LOL. I was the same with Vickers, bb. I was all, how did I not know that Brian has no rearend? Tony has a nice round booty though.

Re: Tony Stewart by Jazz.

[zombiezoo]

LOL I'm glad that I'm not alone, then! XDD And yes, Tony does *laughs*

Re: Tony Stewart by Jazz.

[wrecklessly]

very nicely put, bb.

but now I think you'll be able to pick Tony from a line-up, y/y? *whispers*It's the one whose back is eating his firesuit!*whispers*