[ic - SUPER backdated]

[rideseveryone]

*Off in the middle of the woods, Tsukasa is just taking a walk, and taking photos of the place.

... then there's a big gray wall of worldfuck, and it passes through Tsukasa, leaving him confused and holding a card. He looks at it, confused, but then henshins and puts it in his belt anyway, just to test.

The belt announces, very loudly, "ATTACK

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[fortanabata]

[. . . THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUS!!!]

[fortanabata]

[SHOOTS AT YOUR WHEELS, THEN >:( idly wonders if moogles can repair motorcycles]

And where do you come in?

[rideseveryone]

*Jumps off. KAMEN RIDE - FAIZ.*

However, Riders grew too powerful. And because of the power of these Riders, the worlds began to become attracted to each other, and fused... and be destroyed.

*ATTACK RIDE - AUTOVAJIN.*

[fortanabata]

[WHAT]

That's not how astronomy works!

[runs off for now, shooting behind me while I find a cover]

[rideseveryone]

*Double teams with the robot.*

So, in order to stop this, there was only one option. Only one way... There could be only one Kamen Rider.

[fortanabata]

[I AM JUST GOING TO FIND A COVER NOW, OKAY? panting]

That won't happen! I'll find a way to stop you!

[rideseveryone]

*And then he pulls the sword out and is going to chop your cover right in half. Up until now, his voice has been quiet, calm, and mostly emotionless, until now, where it spikes in rage.*

But that was wrong! Given that task, I refused, and I befriended those Riders instead of destroying them! I helped them, and together, we advanced, and I... Even I, with no memories, just passing through each world, I was happy with that!

[fortanabata]

[had heard you coming, dodges and kneecaps you with the Denebick Buster]

[rideseveryone]

*Grunts and falls, that hurt. But he's already pulling another card out, getting out of close combat range.*

But I couldn't escape... Because of you Riders.

*KAMEN RIDE - HIBIKI.*

[fortanabata]

[uses this small advantage to shoot at you while you . . . transform, or something. :( I dunno, DO YOU EVEN HAVE A WEAK POINT, ASS]

Why would we do that if you'd helped us?

[rideseveryone]

*Going to get all right up in your kool-aid with his drumsticks. ATTACK RIDE - ONGEKIBOU REKKA.*

Because I hadn't destroyed the other Riders! Because I hadn't stopped the destruction of the worlds! And because I was born in the first place!

*How do you like having fireballs smashed into your face with drumsticks? If not, you'd better move quick.*

[fortanabata]

[fireballs meet their target! :( I'll talk to you from the ground for this comment]

You're not making sense! You said you'd helped us. So, who are the "other" Riders?!

[rideseveryone]

*Imma drumming away!*

The other ones, from other worlds! The other Blade, the other Den-O, the other Kiva! Because I befriended them, you all decided I had to be destroyed!

But it's not that easy!

[fortanabata]

[grabbing a random gorilla as meatshield, then throwing the resulting charred remains away]

Right. I understand now. [removes the card from his belt and puts it in Deneb (iyan)]

FULL CHARGE

[rideseveryone]

*Grabs a card.*

So since you Riders are so determined for me to destroy you... Come! I'll fulfill your wish!

*ATTACK RIDE - ONIBI.*

[fortanabata]

Pretty hypocritical of you to say that when you transformed first!

[LASER SPAM, I apparently don't have another name for this]