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[meatadelic]

From some dudes blog:

"Apparently a 16-year-old superfan in the midwest ejaculated on Brian Chippendale and Brian beat him up while yelling 'I'm a human being!'"

Haha, wow. Can anyone confirm that?

Comments

[bushidobrown]

I think that blogger is confusing my favorite dream with reality.

[lyingislegal]

haha. do you imagine you're sixteen too?

[bushidobrown]

Shit. In that dream, I'm just the guy quietly jerking off in the corner.

[regalbeagle]

dude thats probably the least aggressive thing to scream while beating someone up. but still, yikes.

[pezmanpockyfan]

but it's definitely what chippendale would scream whilst in the throes of bloodlust.

[dead_deer]

exciting news.

[_sponsorships]

oh my!

[anonymous]

My cousin had an immaculate conception at a Lightning Bolt show like three years ago in Jersey, so this doesn't strike me as odd.