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[riastrad_ridire]

[phone; morning]

Y'know, it's funny. Turns out waking up covered in blood isn't something you get used to. Look, I don't know who or even how many people I killed earlier this week, but...it wasn't me. I mean it kind of was, but I wouldn't do that. I couldn't anymore if I wanted to, anyway.Look, the short version is that Mayfield screwed with the

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[allnaturalmagic]

[Terra nearly drops her grocery bags when she sees a horse trotting down the street toward her. She stares in quiet awe for a few heartbeats before digging through one of her bags...

...and pulling out a carrot. Smiling, she sets her bags down and walks toward the horse.]

[riastrad_ridire]

[Oh yay, carrots~ Even divine horses like carrots, as it turns out. He flicked an ear and lowered his head slightly, looking as interested as a horse probably could.]

[Meanwhile, his owner poked his head out from behind the horse's own with a smile.]

Yo. Don't worry, he's not going to bite or anything.

[allnaturalmagic]

Oh! [Terra jumps. She totally didn't see a person there; she was too focused on the lovely horse.]

Is he yours, then? Is it okay... can I give him this carrot?

[riastrad_ridire]

Sure, I don't think he'd mind. I just got him back today, his name's Liath Macha.

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[toomanly]

Wait, you're just offering yourself up for a payback killing?

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[riastrad_ridire]

As I recall, I said 'try'.

I don't go down without a fight in any circumstances. And I'll give anyone I killed a fair match if anything.

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[toomanly]

You don't think there's a more reasonable way to work it out? You could always try to use your words.

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[riastrad_ridire]

...Man, I hope you're just kidding. Because that's pretty ridiculous.

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[notlikethemovie]

I've never been particularly fond of it either. At least you weren't the only one that went on a creepy slasher spree, I guess.

...Was that a horse?

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[riastrad_ridire]

Yeah, that's true. And it could have been worse, trust me on that.

...yep, it was definitely a horse.

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[notlikethemovie]

I try not to think about it or I find myself getting showed up later on.

Why is there a horse?

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[riastrad_ridire]

Because I used to own one. Two, actually.

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[evers_hacker]

[When April was taking her two dogs out for a walk, she did not expect to see a horse. So there's a moment where she just stares.

Before her dogs decide they want to say hi to the horse and they walk closer to it, dragging their owner with them, to her annoyance.]

O-oi, knock it off, you guys!

[riastrad_ridire]

[Lancer muttered a vague reassurance to Liath Macha in a foreign language, hand lightly resting on the horse's neck. The latter of the two merely snorted and lowered his head slightly to investigate April's two dogs closer.]

Yo, kid. Having trouble?

[evers_hacker]

[April blinks at him and shakes her head.]

Ah, hi, Lancer. No, it's okay, I think these two are just over-excited. [And the two dogs just wag their tails and move to sniff at the horse.]

I'm guessing you got your horse in the post?

[riastrad_ridire]

Looks like it, though I can't say I saw that coming. I didn't know Mayfield could return stuff you didn't have when you got here.

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[elevatoravatar]

[Liz smiles and waves to Lancer, carrying behind her a cart with ALL of the hamburgers from one of the restaurants they had in stock for the day, munching on one of them while humming something]

[riastrad_ridire]

. . .

[Even the horse looked confused at that one.

[elevatoravatar]

[She smiles and waves cheerfully]

"You have a horse."

[riastrad_ridire]

You have a hell of a lot of food.

Are we stating the obvious or are you just trying to confuse me?