Since we need some distraction...

[rhyo]

No, I didn't play with dolls as a little girl, though I did melt one in an Easy-Bake oven once, for purposes of a scientific experiment, when I was about 7 or 8. After that, people stopped buying me dolls. But, since we need humor, here is a list of "Realistic Barbies" for the modern age. I am SURE Mattel is in production on these as we speak

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[tesserae_]

Low Self-Esteem Barbie, with an abusive husband and 4 children under the age of 6.... (not an orginal, sorry!)

[weggsley]

Fangirl Barbie! Complete with realistic squeeing sound when you press her tummy. Accessories included - PC with realistic IM and LJ settings, wine/wineglass, large box of chocolates. Dressed in convention t-shirt, sweatpants and slippers. No change of clothes necessary.

[thistle90]

No, I didn't play with dolls as a little girl, though I did melt one in an Easy-Bake oven once, for purposes of a scientific experiment,

And my crush on you continues to get bigger. *g*

[fingers]

Oh - Thanks for the distraction :-)

Unfortunately I can relate to far too many on that list!