Voicemail/Disclaimer

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"You've reached the voicemail of Mabel Pines and her most faithful companion, Waddles! Mabel is busy at the moment and Waddles can't answer the phone with his tiny pig legs, so if you leave a message at the sound of the beep-boop-bop, we'll get back to you as soon as we can!

BEEP!

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Crazy Phones!

[not_a_moonie]

[From here.]

"Wow, I'm flattered, but I'm not really into girls that way? So me and my pants are gonna stay where they are. But hey, I'll call you if I ever change my mind."

Re: Crazy Phones!

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[Went here!]