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[rhymed]

i am ten fucking seconds from quitting my job you guys you don't even know.

eta seattlites. temp agencies that place quickly and efficiently, and any retailers in the easily-commutable area that are looking for managers. know of any?

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[rejects]

/pets

Also you got me looking on CL to scope out jobs and this is the best job advertisement ever:

What you're looking for: A place where you can get your hands dirty and to help our company move forward. You want to write new tools and contribute to community initiatives as we frequently work on projects intended to make engineering work better, faster, stronger.

Basically, if you're going to do it, you'll master it. You've beat the Legend of Zelda and found all the secret rooms.

[rhymed]

....oh my gosh.

[rejects]

Sob why can't I be out there now. I would totally apply.

[rhymed]

YOU COULD TOTALLY PUT IN AN APPLICATION WITH A NOTE TELLING THEM WHEN YOU'LL BE HERE

[robowolf]

I personally am rooting for the adult retail store.

[rhymed]

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT STORE i still want to try for babeland

[robowolf]

THE CLOTHING STORE AND HARDROCK CAFE ALSO SOUND RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS BUT

SEX TOYS

durrhurr

[rhymed]

I'm most interested in the Hard Rock position because 1) MUSIC and 2) I AM ACTUALLY QUALIFIED FOR IT

but YES SEX TOYS

[tatooine]

OfficeTeam is national. They don't do retail though.

[rhymed]

office temp is fine, i just don't know what I'm qualified for.