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[rhubarbtriangle]

I found a slug in my glass of orange on Friday. I should say, i found a slug in my half-drunk glass of orange juice

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[wretch79]

Maybe the slug was placed there?

[musichalldiva]

They are sneaky devils! I have learned to look in my mug when drinking round the campfire on musters/battles, after a regrettable incident when one,attracted by my cider, decided to do aquaerobics in it without telling me - I felt something bump into my teeth and spat it into my hand, to see a plastered slug there - Yes, I did drink the rest of the cider! The slug was last seen wandering off into the undergrowth attempting to pick fights with random snails
"Wy's you'se gotta hoose, ya booger? I've bin on the list for abslootly ages!"
I am always careful when going barefoot at night down the garden, I am not sure what is worse a) standing on a snail (Crunch) b) standing on one of those sneaky black Niinja slugs (Squish!) or c)one of those ginormous orange mantled ones, because without warning, they make a dash for the main road with you clinging on to it's back , or they sort of squeeze out a bit like an apple pip between your fingers, and hit someone coming down the path at the side of our house!

[rhubarbtriangle]

You are a talented writer - you have somehow managed to make me squirm in a way that the original incident did not.
Ta.

[diva_c]

EEEEooow a slug!!!However did that happen!!
Weirdly enough I think I'm probably one of the most famous of my school mates all be it in a restricted smallish sort of world.Goodness knows what happened to most of my school mates.

[rhubarbtriangle]

I have theories regarding death slides and exquisitely executed tripple sommersaults into my unprotected glass......that or someone left the carton out overnight...but still.

[salmon_of_doubt]

he was so underwhelmed by this news of someone he never met and never will meet that he didn't bother to reply.

Just to clarify:

I was out of the office half the day

I replied to your other emails

I didn't even recognise David Coulthard from the photo* so that should tell you something ;-)

*Given the ~8inch height difference I figured he was the short one, as most racing drivers are quite 'compact'. Also figured the personal trainer would be the one holding the umbrella ;-)

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