The Postcard
Title: The Postcard
Author: blackhawk_13
Prompt: Mother
Rating: R
Word Count (should be 100 words exactly): 100
Warnings: Foul language
Notes: PROBABLY not what someone had in mind with his particular prompt.
The Postcard
“That motherfucker!”
“Ron, calm down!”
“I will not calm down, Hermione! Did you read this?”
Ron waved a postcard in the air. She sighed, rolling her eyes.
“Yes, I read it. So what?”
“So what?! We had a deal and Harry went back on it!”
“They’re on their honeymoon. Did you think they would just cuddle?”
“I didn’t want to THINK about it at all! He pretends WE don’t do it, and I pretend THEY don’t do it. That’s the deal!”
Ron looked at the postcard, re-reading the short message: “I just shagged your sister.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Sister, actually.”
“NOT HELPING!”