I know that I have been a schizophrenic mess in the last few days… but I think I am on my way to being quite happy.

I am absolutely terrified of this, naturally.

Last night was awful… we’ll just say that ( Read more... )

And now, for my next trick, my whole world is turned upside down…

Ta-dah!

If everything goes according to plan, this weekend should be AWESOME!

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Yep, this is the girl who definitely said “have a great weekend” to a group of her friends at school yesterday… can we all guess where MY fucking head was at that fine MONDAY afternoon ( Read more... )

Your Linguistic Profile:

70% General American English
15% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Dixie

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Party at Nick’s last night… I guess his dad is an architect, so their house was fabulous. Nick’s room was, by far, the coolest! Lots of drunk people, many of them strangers to me (and to the ( Read more... )

so 7 of the guys in my fraternity are getting a house next fall...2 of them are going to get a marmosette together...do I smell a reality TV show in the works?

"Im just some kid with an absurdist sense of humor and an ego that wont let me settle for settling. "

-Tim