Title: 6 non-playing related injuries Cesc Fàbregas obtained during national duty
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 864
Rating: PG; sexual references
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: MY MUSE HAD RETURNED! In the shape of cordial/
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Cesci = ♥
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Being a footballer and this pretty was hard work, he had argued. Nobody ever listened to him except Sergio, who would always hug him and agree.
HAHAHAHA. SERGIO.
“Ew, I think there’s a bit of skin stuck on the plates.”
*dies*
David felt so bad he bought Cesc ice cream for the next 3 training sessions
qsdfbikgytuvyrgfu ICE CREAM. *squishes them both*
He was rich enough to have rhinoplasty. He could handle a little blood for ice cream.
ROFLMAO.
He looked like Angelina Jolie, and he didn’t hate it. “More like that ugly tranny you see in the American tabloids all the time,” David commented
YOU KEEEEEEEEEEEELL MEEEEEEEEE!
“You’ve died before?” The doctor asked, his eyes wide.
Cesc nodded. “Íker strangled me once. Xabi had to pull him off and Fernando gave me CPR.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I think my stomach hurts from laughing now. >____>
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S'CUTEEEEEEEE~!!!
DISSS: Nobody ever listened to him except Sergio, who would always hug him and agree.
SOOO SOO KAWAIII FDSLAKGJSKGSKDLFG
I NEBA RED BRUVERLY!SERGIO FDAGJSD <3 SQUEEE~!!
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LOLOLOLOL
IKER AND CESC SLEPT TOGETHER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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EWWW!!
POOR BURNT!CESC!!
*giggles*
Did Sergio try to give him a make over? XDDDDD
And your Nando is so lovely to Cesc!! Squeeeee~!! :B
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David felt so bad he bought Cesc ice cream for the next 3 training sessions, and constantly asked him how he was feeling. Cesc wondered how many times he could do the same thing before people started being suspicious about his motives. He was rich enough to have rhinoplasty. He could handle a little blood for ice cream.
TAKSGLJSKLTE THAT IS LYK MI FAVEEEE EVER SDAKLGJADGJKASD
Y U SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE?!?!
*GIGGLES*
CESC SUFFERING GREVIOUS NOSE HARM LMAOZ FOR ICECREAMMMM ASFDGKJAKLGJDSGA
*FLAILS INCESSANTLY*
HULP MIII I KANT ST0P TEH FLAILLLL!~~~~~~~
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all i can say is: poor, poor Cesc. xD
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