day 6

[frecklesandink]

Title: 5 pranks Fernando Torres was sucked into performing and consequently being blamed for
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count:1,226
Rating: PG; sexual references
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: Woo, finally went over 1000! I blame

Comments

[rhetoricwords]

*gets comfortable*

“What’s wrong, gitano?”
I'm going to have to look that up, but bah, it sounds cute, so yes, Much squeeing on Rachie's part!

“That’s for hiding it in your training bag, you puta!”
ROFL. I love enraged!Cesc. Seriously. HAHAHAHA. Or rather sneaky!Cesc pretending to be enraged and blaming Nando.

Xavi’s the one that has to deal with his emo ass every day.
AHAHAHA. BEST LINE EVER. Seriously. <333333

RAÚL! Kura is going to love you so much.

And yay for random fic mention! *bounces*

The last one is seriously the saddest thing ever. Poor Íker. D:

[nadi_wamos]

I love this!<3

[aglaiya]

Poor Iker! Poor Nando!

Being CesC is one of the funniest things ever!

Maybe they can cut Carles' hair onetimes..... *lol*

Thanks! *smiles*

[sil684]

I don't even want to think about hairless Puyol...his mop's hideous, but without it...just ewww...
Love this!!!!

[moriker]

I felt this twinge of real twist in my heart when I read the last part of #5. I could have almost cried myself, but I think if I were in Iker's position I would surely have cried. =(

You broke that boy.