Bel's Drabble: "Justification Defense"

[rhetoretician]

tdu000  won a free HP drabble from me, and unwisely told me I could pick my own topic. Here is the result. Let it be a warning to you.

And don't forget to vote in my Reading Aloud Poll!

Title: Justification Defense
Length: 100 words
Genre: AU.
Warnings: I don't think I'll let any of you know where I am after this…

Comments

[sherylyn]

***GROAN*** Oh that's bad... that's very, very BAD!! LOLOLOL!! But at least it was Umbridge who you first tortured with it!! LOL!!!

[rhetoretician]

Thank you, thank you.

Yes, it's only fitting that Umbridge is the victim...

[rhetoretician]

By the bye, have you voted in my reading aloud poll yet?

[madderbrad]

Oh dear.

[rhetoretician]

Yes. I know.

[rhetoretician]

Have you voted in my reading aloud poll yet? You've read nearly all the stories; your opinion's bound to be good!

[serendipity_50]

Yes, it's probably best that you're in hiding. But you did a good job of leading up to the awful punchline -- you had me going till the very end.

[rhetoretician]

Thanks, Augusta.

In hiding I shall stay...

[moonette1]

I love it! :D

[rhetoretician]

Thanks!

[viverl]

I don't understand the numbers :-(

[rhetoretician]

Maybe it doesn't translate? Numbers that cannot be evenly divided by other numbers are called "prime" numbers. Fudge wanted to give himself three of these as names, so that he could be the "prime" minister.

It's a lame joke, I know. I could hear Fred Weasley in the back of my mind, saying, "Oh, you poor sod, is that the best you can do?"

[viverl]

wow... that's aweful! ;-)
you get my aweful twilight icon for this