Comments | rheasilvia: Vampires, bakers, prosecutors, office workers and aliens!

rheasilvia

Vampires, bakers, prosecutors, office workers and aliens!

Jan 20, 2012 01:00

Three more "3 sentence" meme story fragments. Again, they are somewhat longer than 3 sentences, and are in order of striking inspiration. Four more to go!

Junno is an alien vampire baker, Ryo is a vampire prosecutor. Needless to say, sparkliness ensues. (for glitterburn)

( The cupcake was decorated with a smooth, glistening cap of frosting the color of arterial blood. It was topped with an anatomically correct white chocolate heart, all of it decorated by a drift of edible silver sparkles. )

meme, crack

Comments 14

pashoshi January 20 2012, 02:16:10 UTC

That first one is...really, really special. XD

(I'm sad I don't have a vampire!Ryo icon now. It's canon and everything!)

rheasilvia January 20 2012, 22:16:11 UTC

At least as special as Junno's puns! I'm going to take that as a compliment. ;-)

The bug!Ryo icon does lack that certain suave sexiness creatures of the night traditionally exude... you should probably go and make a vampire!Ryo icon at once! *g*

It's canon and everything

Sadly I seem to have missed that canon... or is it the alien vampire baker/vampire prosecutor one? *g*

pashoshi January 20 2012, 22:26:23 UTC

For the song Dye D off the latest Kanjani8 album, they made a video played in concerts which involves the whole group as vampires. I think it's supposed to be sexy, but I mostly found it amusing. If you're curious, you can see it here.

rheasilvia January 21 2012, 23:18:31 UTC

Oh my god, that is so awful it almost flips right back around into good again. Almost.

Poor Ryo, no wonder he's a self-hating vampire prosecutor. He really doesn't do much for the classic vampire look. *g*

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glitterburn January 20 2012, 07:22:41 UTC

LMAO the anatomically correct heart! The truly awful vampire puns! Icing that tastes of B positive! Oh man I don't know if I'm laughing or grossed out HAHAHA thank you!

rheasilvia January 20 2012, 22:20:39 UTC

It was an awesome prompt - glad you like the sparkly toothiness of the result. ;-)

Poor vampire prosecutor, methinks someone has set his sights on him! Everyone knows good bakers are impossible for embittered bachelors to resist. Witness the proliferation of coffee shop AUs.

jtriskell January 20 2012, 18:32:16 UTC

rheasilvia January 20 2012, 22:21:23 UTC

Heee, thank you for reading it in all its cracky glory. ;-)

go_chan2011 January 21 2012, 20:48:12 UTC

hahahahaha Junno and Ryo are hilarious!!!

Thanks a lot for sharing, it was really funny and refreshing to read!^_^

*hugs*

rheasilvia January 21 2012, 23:19:35 UTC

:-)))

I'm very glad you enjoyed these insanely cracky snippets! :-) This meme is such fun... the only downside is that now I wish someone else would write these stories so I could read them. :-)

go_chan2011 January 24 2012, 00:05:54 UTC

I really did, you always bring such good material! You really rock as an author my friend^_^

The sad part of memes, you hardly ever read your pairings ne?T_T

I must say that I only read RyoJunno from you btw^_^

jo_lasalle January 22 2012, 13:07:30 UTC

LOL, T'Cia!

Sorry for my silence, I've been up and about for the last three days. This is very clever -- Alicia as a Vulcan! And the Kalinda voice is spot on. I like how competent they come across in just a few words, too. Very nice!

rheasilvia January 22 2012, 21:55:02 UTC

Hey, no problem - I figured you were busy. :-) And I'm very glad you like it! Once the idea of Alicia as a Vulcan came to me, everything else was only logical. *g*

(I actually think she'd make a very good Vulcan...)