Comments | rheasilvia: The wrong card for every occasion.

rheasilvia

The wrong card for every occasion.

Jan 04, 2011 23:36

I have found the perfect e-card site - Wrongcards. For those occasions when flowers just won't do, because they're too expensive or you just don't want to go to the trouble!

( Some of my favorites: )

the internets, cards

Comments 6

solo January 5 2011, 09:26:49 UTC

Those look very useful - thanks for the hint! :-)

rheasilvia January 5 2011, 14:00:24 UTC

They ARE useful! It's so hard to find the right card to tell someone to beware of spider monkeys.

beltenebra January 5 2011, 13:26:52 UTC

These are amazing. I especially love the second to last one. :3

They remind me of a conversation my sophomore year language professor had with us around Valentine's Day that year, he told a story about a girl who had given him a bouquet of cat tails. Actual frozen cat tails and that he thought that pretty much maxed out on the creepy Valentine scale. I made him a card with a picture of a woodchuck with the eyes crossed out that said: Unlike this woodchuck, my love for you will never die. Which, thankfully, he found hilarious.

rheasilvia January 5 2011, 14:02:29 UTC

... a bouquet of cat tails?

O_O

OMG. Did he say anything about the context? I mean. Even if this woman was totally crazy, which, uhm, it sure sounds like - WHY would she give anyone a bouquet of tails? Is that like a really fucked-up pun...?

By contrast, the woodchuck card is a great idea! :-) And yeah, it'd totally fit in with the cards on this site.

beltenebra January 5 2011, 14:09:48 UTC

Yeah, he mentioned that the girl was totally bonkers. At the time he was the Dean of our sister school in Santa Fe and while at my campus in Annapolis we dissected fish in Freshman lab, they dissected cats so as a lab assistant she had access to frozen cat tails. And I think it was supposed to be a play on the plant name but that is too creepy even for me to find amusing. <.< Although if I ever decide to write insane stalker Junno, I'll keep it in mind.

Anywho... I wonder if they have an 'I'm sorry I laughed at your penis' card? I've always wanted to see one of those on the proverbial shelves.

rheasilvia January 5 2011, 14:14:11 UTC

Yikes, yes, the cattail plant - real cattails - argh. I can see where she thought she was being amusing. And that's totally something insanestalker!Junno would do!

LOL! If they don't have that card yet, then they should!! It would be SO useful. ;-) Maybe if they don't have it yet, you could write them to suggest it!