Crazy Crossover Conversations Meme

[rheasilvia]

Seen at ignipes' LJ:

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.I'm changing this

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[solo]

Kame and Sorata.

(No, I don't know why.)

[rheasilvia]

"I don't mean to be insulting, but you can't dance. And you can't sing. And you can't

[solo]

Oh, very nice. :-) I confess I was hoping for a K8 mention. But 'these evil angel characters' is also good, and of course we all know who the jumping dancing singing guy is. :-)

Can I have another one? onegaishimasu

[rheasilvia]

Glad you like! Sorata would actually fit into K8 pretty well, I think. Maybe if the apocalypse business should slow down, he will consider a different career. *g*

You can have another, but... well, we talked about that. ;-)

[executrix]

Snape and Rahm Emanuel

[rheasilvia]

While I know who Rahm Emanuel is, I confess that I know nothing at all about him beyond that! I don't feel up to writing him, I'm afraid... might I ask for someone else?

[executrix]

OK! Snape and Drama!

[rheasilvia]

"A mere two centuries ago, both Transfiguration and Charms were regarded as amusing hobbies for bored aristocrats, useless for any practical purposes - not to mention slightly dubious in terms of morality," the Snap person slouching at the bar next to him says, and knocks back another drink. Drama watches his dark glower in admiration. It's the greatest glower he has ever seen, seriously. "And now, now the benighted practitioners of these disciplines regard themselves as blablabla

[rheasilvia]

This is harder than expected - and that is not a pun. ;-) I will definitely get to this, but give me some time!

This turned out to be a sequel to something I've written before…

[rheasilvia]

"Why, let me think," says the guy in the bookstore. His accent matches his baggy sweater and the huge dusty old book propped against the register - the only thing missing are wire-rimmed glasses and a couple of decades. "Yes, I do believe I did notice something. Could you by any chance be referring to the freak lightning storm that all but blew away the neighboring bakery, smashed every one of my windows, and took down the power for four hours in the middle of the day

[jo_lasalle]

RayK and Yamapi. :-)

[rheasilvia]

"How can you say that? You've know me for, like, forever! Stop being an idiot, buddy. Come on, let's get back to the rehearsing, huh?"

"You are not Nishikido Ryo. Do you think I can't tell -"

"But everyone else recognizes me! Haven't you talked to Johnny? I think you should call Johnny right now and -"

"No. No, I don't know what kind of joke this is, but it's not funny. You're old, and you're ugly, and you're a gaijin, and you are *not* Ryo. At all. Like, at *all*."

"Hey! I am not ugly!"

"You kind of are."

"That really hurts. Especially when I remember like it was yesterday that when you were seventeen you told me -"

"Stop right there. I am not listening to you. I am not -"

"Wait till you see me dance," the imposter says, and grins.

[solo]

MWAAAAAHAHAHA!

Who gets to be Frannie?

[rheasilvia]

Tegoshi, of course! :-)

[daegaer]

Schuldig and Winnetou.

. . .

. . . what?

[rheasilvia]

You are brilliant! I think that is my new favorite pairing. :-)

[rheasilvia]

"My brother and your chief are well," Winnetou says after returning to the ground. He inspects the thing he pulled from the tree's trunk for a moment and then looks towards the horizon, and all around at the featureless plains of the prairie. "They were here only a day before us. They have also evaded the Kiowas' grasp, and will meet with us in the mountains

[koorifumi]

Oh my - that's great! I love it! ^_^