there's no reason for actions

[rhapsodyinsleep]

...

Apparently smoking menthols in the practice rooms wasn't enough to keep my ass away for long.

Can't think of any bright ideas to get expelled again. Suggestions are welcome.

If you don't remember who this is, it's the dead guy in the back of every classroom. Just an FYI.

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[daedal_phantasm]

Hah! If you think smoking's enough to get you kicked out, you clearly haven't met your RA, dear.

[rhapsodyinsleep]

Let me guess. It's the Devil.

[daedal_phantasm]

Gold star for you.

[rhapsodyinsleep]

Oh, happy days.

[bl0nd_ambition]

SHIKAMARU~~` ♥

[rhapsodyinsleep]

...do I know you?

[bl0nd_ambition]

What-- OF COURSE YOU DO, YOU DOOF. HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME?

Hint: I used to put pink ribbons in your hair when we played house as kids.

[rhapsodyinsleep]

Yeah, I really don't know you.

Why the hell do you have to make that public?

[lookoveryondah]

Menthols? Ew.

Go nuts with some spraypaint. Even if it doesn't work to get you expelled, you'll at least have some fun. Plus you can get high off the fumes.

[rhapsodyinsleep]

Yes, menthols.

Not bad. Won't kill anyone and might give the school a good make over. The high's just a bonus. Got any said spraycans?

[lookoveryondah]

Suit yourself...

Good times will be had. I can acquire a few pretty easily. Any preferred colors?

[rhapsodyinsleep]

Either way, Luckies or Kool, they'll kill you in the end. I don't see the big deal.

Looking forward to it. Start acquiring then, I'll pay up my share when you get it. Neon colors would work fine.

[finger_walking]

How about...grow some balls and just walk out if you're that disinclined to being here? But you do smoke menthols...so maybe that's asking too much.

Also, spraypaint won't work. It's been done. Actually, most anything even remotely passable as art related won't work.

Basically, so long as Tsunade's getting a paycheck, you're stuck with enrollment. Stop paying and she'll probably rent out your room to someone else, which is sort of passive expulsion.

[rhapsodyinsleep]

Got two already. I think that's the maximum amount that a man can have. Is there a common prejudice against menthols around here? Last time I remember, they kill the common smoker just as well anything else.

Unless I'm mistaken, this is a performing arts school and music fell under the art category. Well, the last time I was here, it was.

The Devil pays for my tuition and it just keeps coming. There's just no point bargaining with her on it.

[finger_walking]

Alright, new plan. Grab a dictionary and look up 'metaphor', then re-examine my original suggestion. Grow a metaphorical pair, which is to say find your nerve and walk if you're really so keen to be elsewhere. I don't give a shit about anyone else's preferences to menthols, I personally find them to be something of a copout way to smoke and that they just utterly ruin the flavor of the tobacco, which should be the reason anyone smokes in the first place. Though, I suppose they could be clove cigarettes.

...yes, and that would be why playing music isn't going to get you expelled either. My point was to let you know that trying to get expelled for graffiti or any other kind of bullshit shenanigans that can be interpreted in art (nudity as performance art, fires and explosives as avant-guard sculpture techniques, drugs as artistic method, spray paint as visual art, etc) would be a massive waste of time and effort. I'm actually surprised you got suspended for smoking, the vocal teacher is a chimney in class let alone the rest of the

[rhapsodyinsleep]

You try being related to the Devil and grow a metaphorical pair yourself. Keyword there being 'metaphorical' but from the sound of it, you might be capable enough to grow real ones. I smoke for the subtle high, is all.

Well there was a Steinway in the room, which I almost set fire on and I wasn't aware that it was next door to the records room. If only I could find that streak of luck again.

..the more I talk to the women around here, the more I'm convinced that there's a conspiracy around here with the Devil.

[kickinyourteeth]

Hey. You're...'Shikamaru'...right?

[rhapsodyinsleep]

Unfortunately, yeah.

[kickinyourteeth]

[Private to Shikamaru]

.........

So...any idea where Ino might have run off to?

[rhapsodyinsleep]

[Private to..random man who knows Ino.]

.........you mean she's not here?

Then who the hell did I talk to..?