I fucking hate driving. I really do. Or rather, I hate drivers. The other day I was going 10-15 miles over the speed limit on a back road, and this motherfucker still tailgated me. One of the only things that I am excited about getting my license on Tuesday is that since my parents won't be in the car with me, I'll get to flip off and yell at as ( Read more... )

Now everybody has those days where even though they do the same shit that they do every day of which is usually not boring, until one day you are just completely fucking bored and lazy out of your mind. Today is one of those days for me. I woke up and went on the computer to fucking play Neopets games. I continued to do so for the rest of the day ( Read more... )

So I leave for California in three days. I'm not that overly excited - because, come on, how the fuck is spending a vacation with your sister, parents, and grandparents even remotely fantastic when you're a person who finds murder funny? Unless your family is the Manson family, I would think otherwise ( Read more... )

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As much as I love to walk, the aspect of it that I hate so much is that in the state of New Jersey (or nowadays, the entire United States besides useless states such as North Dakota and Arkansas), there will always be some sort of hispanic guy or group either whistling, honking, or staring at you from afar. Why? Did god purposefully create a ( Read more... )

So where do I start? As I am writing this, I am now a high school graduate; a college student ( Read more... )

I think if my mom were to ever get pregnant again, I would have to kick her in the stomach. No joke, you know I would. And if that doesn't work, I will fill up her room full of wire hangers. I never wanted a sibling in the first place, and look what they did anyway. I swear, second time around - I ain't taking no mo' shit. The last thing we all ( Read more... )

FUCKIN A! Too many pina coladas, man. Why teh fuck? My hands still smell like cheese because II had to grate cheese for dinner. I made like croque monsieur or something french or shit as an appetizer because I had to cookan entire meal for as a final project in m yfood & Nutrition class. Cooking sucks. Eating is fun. I would not want to be a cook. ( Read more... )

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Today was quite a progressive day. It all started with me asking to go to the bathroom, hiding in a stall, and calling Pizza Hut in hopes of they delivering to the school. The people at Pizza Hut really are retarded. Our short conversation consisted of this ( Read more... )