A disaster's a disaster no matter what Christian language you drag it through.

[rex_futurus]

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Arthur

[mollysays_now]

They stole your TROLL? Oh, Arthur, I'm so sorry. Just ignore it, it'll turn out okay. It always does.

Of course we can take the boys out, silly! They'd love the zoo, it'd be Fred and Georges first time! We'd have to take pictures!

Love you more.

Re: Arthur

[mollysays_now]

It would be. We'd have tissues and loo paper, and we wouldn't be burning a hole in our wallet.

He'll plan the madcap adventures, and make sure that nobody gets injured or in trouble.

No, of course not!

Re: Arthur

[rex_futurus]

As if there weren't enough holes in my wallet already. I swear. I can see through this thing.

But madcap adventures aren't supposed to be planned. That's why they're madcap.

Re: Arthur

[mollysays_now]

We could use it to safely look at a solar eclipse.

Well, then he could argue their way out of jail so that I could yell at them till Kingdom Come.

Re: Arthur

[rex_futurus]

...true. They don't happen that often, though.

That sounds like a reasonably good job. Which one would be leading the million galleon heist, then?

Re: Arthur

[mollysays_now]

True. Maybe we could make a cool effect by putting it over a lightbulb?

Bill, he's good with Arithmancy. And breaking things.

Re: Arthur

[rex_futurus]

We could try that, yeah. Play shadow puppets with it.

...And Charlie would be the one who snuck in to grab the gold, yeah?

Re: Arthur

[mollysays_now]

I dibs making the tiger!

While Fred and George beat anyone who came near them. Exactly.

Re: Arthur

[rex_futurus]

I'm doing swan!

This, Molly, is why we had children. I bet Charlie's really good with safes, don't you think?

Re: Arthur

[mollysays_now]

We can teach the boys to do the various other, non-important shadow figures!

Well, what fun is there in having five bundles of joy when you can't make up scenarios for them. I bet he is, little scamp.

Re: Arthur

[rex_futurus]

Charlie will probably want to do something ridiculous like a basilisk.

Or... for that matter, get them to steal you millions of galleons. Except there's always a girl in these heist stories, isn't there?

Re: Arthur

[mollysays_now]

Or a dragon. He's been in a dragon mood for a while, him and Bill have been playing Dragons and Basilisks.

We could do with millions of galleons. Well, I could be the girl?

Re: Arthur

[rex_futurus]

Aren't they pleasant? If one of them turns to stone, I'm going to regret letting them do that.

We could do with hundreds, to be honest. You could, but that kind of defies the point...

Re: Arthur

[mollysays_now]

Completely. I'm glad Percy doesn't join in, he's reading his little book, you know. If one of my boys turns to stone, we're getting him out.

Yeah, but millions would be nice. I could walk right up to Umbridge and throw a galleon at her head. Does it? Well, then, one of them should conjour up a girl out of dirt.

Re: Arthur

[rex_futurus]

Percy would probably try to put them in cages or something and spoil all the fun. I'm sure he'd have much more fun with the book.

Oh...I would KILL to be able to do that. They should make one, out of a chair and some clothes. Did you ever do that, when you were a kid?

Re: Arthur

[mollysays_now]

He wouldn't spoil all the fun! He'd probably make us thousands of galleons by researching them. He's my little bookworm.

I would too! It'd leave a bump on her ugly head. This girl wouldn't lead them astray, or anything. What? Did I make a girl out of a chair and clothes?