Your final coffin nail's been driven far too much.

[rex_futurus]

Why...why, for the love of Merlin, do all the pranks wizards seem to play on Muggles involve exploding toilets? Or making them overflow? Or...it's just nasty, people. Not to mention not very original. But oh, it's just disgusting. Some of us have to clean this mess up, you know

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[paranoidndproud]

Be careful what you say Arthur. Though it may be true, theres no need to anger people unneccessarily. Accusing people of things like that, is my job.

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[paranoidndproud]

After our saint perhaps? How many children have you got now Arthur? Three? Four?

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[rex_futurus]

That, and the mad Kings. Heh. And five...how I got five, I'm not even sure.

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[paranoidndproud]

Are you expecting your son to talk to trees?

Do you need someone to draw you a diagram Arthur?

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[rex_futurus]

...it would be an interesting development.

I'd rather they didn't.

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[paranoidndproud]

Not quite what you'd expect from a two week old child.

How is Molly anyway?

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[rex_futurus]

It'd be a miracle he'd be talking, to be honest.

She's good, thank you.

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[paranoidndproud]

Well naturally.

It's been far too long since I last saw her. Pass on my regards won't you?

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[rex_futurus]

You should come around at some point, for dinner or something. And I will, thank you.

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[paranoidndproud]

I would be delighted to take you up on that invitation Arthur. Only not right now. I'm swamped at the moment. But some point in the near future.

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[rex_futurus]

It's okay. Any time you're free and up for being bothered by five kids, just tell me.