[Voice]

[revolver_christ]

KZAP!

What is the meaning of...? Ah, yes. I had forgotten completely of this function.

[Guess who's never been zapped before! Well, he hisses slightly and gives his hand a good shake.]

Discedo - it seems we are recuperating from the former month's catastrophe. I am simply dying to see what agonizing, bloody, horrific event awaits us. It is times

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[fingersnapping]

Even if a plague of locusts were to occur, we would still not die.

[revolver_christ]

Of course not. But do you not agree that large insects clinging to the hair and clothing, devouring all food stocks, and generally existing would be, at the very least, marginally unpleasant?

Though I have little idea whether or not you enjoy them, I would be unhappy with a glittering cloud of locusts descending upon our fair, damaged city.

[fingersnapping]

I suppose it would not be pleasant, no, but it still would not be fatal. People are very adaptable when it comes to overcoming unpleasantries, but I have never heard of anyone overcoming death back in the real world.