Snagged from gdkerplunk .

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If you haven't already (then what the hell is wrong with ya?), you really need to check out scary_mary , she is one photogenic young woman. No matter what sort of photo layout, mARY makes it look fabulous! You especially need to look here for mARY Goodness.

mARY, I'm about >< that close to falling in love with you! :o)

Well folks, we have another winner in the Periodic Assclown of the Week award. And this one, once again, comes from camwhores. This week's winner is zero_zzyzx for expecting professional-quality photography from a group of people who just like to take pictures. Congratulations, Assclown!

Hi Kiddies!

The ol' Rev is gonna be away for a couple of months, working a job in Oklahoma, so I might not be able to update regularly. You folks take care, and be naughty to one another!

Gods, I'm sick as the proverbial dog today! I don't know who's creepy crud I caught, but I wish they'd take it back!

I need some pampering. Any volunteers?

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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

Hi kids!

For those of you that are members of camwhores you know about this one particular member who has been doing his level best to be a complete...assclown. So, with that thought in mind, I hereby inaugurate the first ever Rev. Horndog's Assclown of the Week Award.

And the first ever award goes to fascist_twerp!

Congratulations, Assclown!

My balls are hanging out of my shorts. Not doing anything in particular, just hanging there, being balls. They don't ask for much, just the occasional scratch; wash 'em once in awhile; they like a good licking now & then, too!

Any volunteers? ;o)

Borrowed from gdkerplunk .

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Do you get freaky, painful, or other unusual feeling whenever somebody messes with your bellybutton? Then you need to come join the IABBW , or the International Alliance of Belly Button Wierdoes! Come on, you freak! You know you want to!