Announcement 5 [ Global ]

[m_e_m_o_r_i_a]

Hello, everyone! I hope you're all doing well.

I've noticed from the data I've gathered from some of you, that today is a very special day in some of your worlds! Ah, I think it's called 'Valentine's Day'?

It seems like an interesting holiday, so I thought it would be fun to celebrate a little. Have fun and enjoy yourselves~~

Comments

[crowsandapples]

... Are you Miss Memoria?

[m_e_m_o_r_i_a]

Yes, I am!

[crowsandapples]

Oh! You look a lot different than I thought you'd look! Are you going to be celebrating with us?

... Did you really take our memories away?

[m_e_m_o_r_i_a]

Oh? How did you expect me to look? Actually, I'm going to be watching you all celebrate instead~

Maaaaaaybe~

[voice] - Have a free conspiracy~

[fridgevigilante]

Hurm. No real holiday. Valentine's Day most heinous corporate plots ever invented. Real purpose of seemingly innocent holiday for corporate America to exploit consumers by feeding one of humankinds most intimate desires: love. By creating holiday based around love, businesses profit off one's need for companionship. Will eventually lead to nuclear war.

Not worth celebrating, really.

[voice] oh god--

[m_e_m_o_r_i_a]

What...? I don't understand. All of my data shows that it is a holiday based off of love and companionship...

...

I will add this to my data~

[voice] - You should listen to your god more often. - But it's fine to just call him Rorschach~

[fridgevigilante]

Not a religious holiday. Not a holiday based upon beliefs or happening worth of celebration. Merely an invention of corporations lusting for power. Seemingly harmless, but truly part of bigger plot to gain control over America.

By buying from scheming corporations, aimed at getting money so people can feel loved, customers make corporations more and more powerful. Eventually, they become more powerful than government. When this occurs, corporate America will force government to relinquish control to it. Since business runs everything in capitalist society, government will be forced to comply. However, corporations, once in power, won't be able to decide who controls who, which inevitably leads to conflict for power. Now, corporate America is ruthless, and what's best way to destroy competition? Obliterate them. Literally. The logical course of action will be to nuke competition, thereby establishing themselves as sole proprietor of most powerful country on Earth

[m_e_m_o_r_i_a]

Yes, I am~ My, I sure am popular today~.